Talk about low class, tacky, tasteless, and altogether unbelievable. Donald Trump may have outdone himself with this one. This little jewel, just in time for Xmas, is $24.99. I’m sure that if you want to buy them in bulk, DonOld will give you a price break. This is definitive of his race, totally. It’s about money. It’s never been about anything else. Ironically, next to show biz, the only thing Trump has ever made any money at is politics. It’s well known that NBC could have gotten a legitimate billionaire for its show, The Apprentice, but they couldn’t get one that was anywhere near the level of bullshit artist. And that persona ended up in the White House, cranking out merchandise and selling it.
If you think this is a joke, Trump Dumps dot com, my advice to you is: wait. Just give it a few weeks or months. Remember, Trump was at a venue where pizza was being served and he asked if anybody wanted a piece of pizza that he had taken a bite out of. It was a wonder to me that nobody said, “yes.” I would have thought that the chance to have the same piece of pizza in one’s mouth that Trump had just had in his mouth would be an intoxicating proposition, a sort of MAGA communion. Maybe it’s not the body or the blood of Trump, but at least it’s something he just chewed on, right? Trump thought so, obviously, or he wouldn’t have made the offer. Maybe that’s where the MAGAs draw the line, is eating his leftovers. I truly have no idea. I’ve been writing about this cult for eight years now, and it just gets weirder. Finally, this week, #Weird began to trend.
Evidently Trump stole the design. That comes as no surprise, either. He infringed copyright with the red soles on the bottom of his original gold sneakers. I don’t know if that’s been settled yet, or is in litigation. I guess these trifles are of no concern when you’re the big shot that got shot (at, in any event. I don’t believe he was shot, I believe he got hit by the same debris that “slightly injured” four Butler, Pennsylvania cops.)
Luckily, there’s always an imaginative Democrat hanging out nearby.
Bulletproof Trump, the Chosen One. The Mango Messiah, the Marmalade Massa, the Cantaloupe Caligula, we could go on and on. And as long as Trump thinks he can make a coin or two from all this, the merchandising will keep on.
The day I can’t wait for is when he’s got warehouses full of this dreck and he’s selling it at firesale prices. Look for the week of November 5 for that to happen.
That is the logical next step, is it not? Trump’s ear will become more famous than the one that Van Gogh severed from his skull. There’s a meme for that, too, if you haven’t seen it.
As I have said ad nauseum, you can’t make this stuff up.
Well you surely don’t expect him to admit the truth and say “I got my ear nicked with a bit of flying debris” do you?
His evidence hearing for J6 immunity is coming up in DC and that ain’t cheap. Ouch.
The obnoxious former guy really is an ear-a-tating knob, who has, to date, only proved he’s not bullet proof as he would have you believe, while he continues to dump on the intelligence snd integrity of everybody else. The sooner has an epiphany on this about himself, the better.
A bullet doesn’t lie…he ALWAYS lies. His slobbering mob will believe anything…oh…and buy anything.