Creator of Russian Media Monitor and Twitter maven Julia Davis dutifully gleans through Russian News sites and the rantings of the more often than not deluded Russian commentators who have little real understanding of the American political scene, but love to pontificate about it anyway – so that you and I don’t have to. Good thing for me because my Russian is lousy. Case in point yesterday was Russian politician Andrey Kartapolov opining on a popular state-run television program that Donald Trump would benefit politically if he were to “ride a motorcycle” or just to go to Texas and “climb up on a horse”:
“Amid this year’s presidential election, Russian politician Andrey Kartapolov had some campaign advice for Donald Trump when he said that the former president should “ride a motorcycle” and “go to Texas, put on a cowboy hat, and climb up on a horse.”
Kartapolov, a former Russian army officer and a member of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s political party, United Russia, recently told Olga Skabeyeva on a state-run television program how Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, can edge out President Joe Biden in this year’s election.
In a video posted to X, formerly Twitter, on Friday by journalist Julia Davis, founder of Russian Media Monitor, a watchdog group that was created “in an effort to combat Russian propaganda,” Kartapolov said, “I have advice for Trump. There are two things he should do before the debates.”…
… Kartapolov’s first piece of advice for Trump was for him to “ride a motorcycle or at least a tricycle to avoid extra risk.” His suggestion was then greeted with laughter by Skabeyeva.
His second suggestion was in a similar vein: “Most importantly, go to Texas, put on a cowboy hat, and climb up on a horse—climb up on his own. Then Biden would stand no chance, believe me,” Kartapolov said.”
Sure. No chance of not falling out laughing…
Now, Mr. Kartapolov seems blissfully unaware that short of rolling the drumpf TrumpForceOne boarding ladder up to high-ho-Silver-away’s withers and rigging a hydraulic boat-lift to a skyhook, there is no way Fatso is going to get mounted on anything higher than a shoebox. And he seems also unwatered of the fact that any horse less robust than a Clydesdale is likely to break into uncontrollably violent dismounting efforts when they feel that fetid bulk settling on their back… and smell his depends as they squish upon splashdown.
Julia and her crew have thoughts…
Trump can't climb into my f250 without help.
— Leslieanne Warlick (@LsfarmLw) June 22, 2024
Or out of his Escalade…
All hat no working frontal cortex.
— @consensus_reality (@consensusreali2) June 22, 2024
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Yeah, like I would love to see him try,
badly ventilate the area from the effort,
and the horse, in reaction,
bolts, leaving a wig in its wake.— patiently parsing ✚ (@j2ooj) June 22, 2024
Like a rocket out of the chute…
Oh yeah please put Trump on a horse!!!
— Marginalraven (@mravenable) June 22, 2024
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— Leslieanne Warlick (@LsfarmLw) June 22, 2024
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Riiiiiight. 😆
— CaliforniaDreaming🦋☀️🌊🌲🌸🦦🐳🦉☮️💟🌅💫🌻🦭🐟🪼 (@4EverHope4Peace) June 22, 2024
As if.
Lose 40 lbs,
gain 5 million votes ,,— Al S (@GDR_Trading) June 22, 2024
40?
https://twitter.com/75Tramislate/status/180436957797308419Low, low price of only $699…
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First, make sure to have a dry diaper on.
— Jane Brown (@JaneBro16697771) June 22, 2024
Yeah, good luck with that.
That swing state, Texas
— Asymptomatic Egg🥚Follows you (@iamjimmyo) June 22, 2024
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I'd love to see Trump on a tricycle, though. It would be a whole vibe.
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) June 22, 2024
Shriner vibe.
Oh I'd pay good money to see Trump try and mount a horse……🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/1AGRiBS8kD
— Needmoresleep (@Needmoresleep19) June 22, 2024
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Gee, Mr. Kartapolov maybe Trump could run the Decathlon or pole vault in the Olympics for votes, he’d have an equal chance of completing those activities as he would mounting a horse.
What a moron.
ROTFLMAO just thinking about the visual of it even TRYING to get on a horse.
Nag all you want – there’s neigh chance
These suggestions are hilarious. I am going to add that, like Putin, once Trump is on the horse, he strip off his shirt and show us (all his flabby fat) his muscles.
Oh, thanks a f*cking lot, daisy.
There is not enough brain bleach in the universe to get that image out of my head. I was about to consider that maybe if Trump did that on a really bright sunny day, the sunlight would reflect off that oh-so-bone-white flesh and burn out your retinas but that would only be worse: Just imagine the very last image you ever see before going completely blind is of a shirtless Donald Trump.
Sorry, Joseph, but consider that most of the people who would love to see him un-shirted would be deluded members of his Magat base. And blind people have difficulty voting. There is method to my suggestion. LOL.
Please don’t stir(r)up any images of Don going bare back – please rein in your imagination and don’t saddle us with the thought of a withered mane-iac of a horse’s a$$ on a horse’s a$$
First let’s see if he can bend over and reach his feet to put on his shoes. Then we’ll see…