This, ladies and gentlemen, is the image of a man who is such a specimen of health and vitality that his White House doctor said that he could live to be 200 years of age. Dr. Jackson neglected, however, to tell us that that calculation was intended for a resident of the planet Mercury, where a year is 88 days long and so Donald Trump is only 19 years old right now. And his weight would work out on Mercury as well. The surface gravity there is 38% of what it is here on earth so Trump might indeed weigh 215 pounds on that world. You see, the devil is in the details, always. Trump is fit as a fiddle and ready to play, depending on how you spin interpret the numbers given.

I wonder what size tee shirt he wears? I have over a dozen 4XX mens tee shirts, because on me they wear like baggy dresses and they’re great to sleep in, clean house, or just grunge around with cargo shorts. Trump’s arm looks to be about the size of my thigh in this shot, I don’t think he could get into one of my shirts.

And also today, on this 4th day of March, 2024, Trump began lying about other things as well.

His job numbers were nothing great, his GDP was nothing great, and it all fits in with a pattern of wishful thinking. Say that it’s so and some people will believe it. Even when they can look at the man and tell that there’s no way he’s 6’3″ and weights 215 lbs.

But that does fit a pattern. To quote George Orwell, “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” Trump is the picture of geriatric health, he would have you believe. At least, until cholesterol, high blood pressure and stress take their toll. Donald can’t spoof mother nature like he can his MAGA cultists. Her laws are absolute and Donald will be accountable to them soon. Nature plays no favorites, she makes us all pay a price.

Here’s another Trump that isn’t looking so great — but he can trash Joe Biden just fine.

There’s a big bash at Mar-a-Lago tonight and Trump is entertaining Viktor Orban this weekend. Do you love it? And of course tomorrow is Super Tuesday.

 

 

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  2. Hmmmm. 50 years ago, eh? Still looked like ‘sludge guts’ even then; has continued to improve the ‘sludge guts’ physique and silhouette, on an ongoing basis since 50 years ago.

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  3. Oh…I misinterpreted his statement to mean he hasn’t learned a goddamn thing in the last 50 years. My bad.

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    • It’s not a misinterpretation if it is actually correct. Besides, who on earth ever knows what dingleberry is saying-it isn’t as if he ever makes any sense so quite frankly any interpretation could be applied to any of his inane utterances.

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  4. Well, he felt like being an entitled asshole 50 years ago and he still feels like being an entitled asshole today. So in that sense for a change he’s telling the truth. I left out the word rich on purpose if anyone’s wondering. That much as changed. He had actual money in the bank fifty years ago and if he ran short or screwed up could count on Fred to be his ATM. He’s only rich on paper these days and feeling financial pressure to a degree he can’t fully enjoy being an entitled asshole anymore. It’s only a step, but at least it’s in the right direction.

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  5. Actually, no, those are not pin-point pupils. Retired optometrist here. And pinpoint pupuls would go with opiode use, anyway. Xanax isn’t an opiode, and it has the opposite effect – dilation. But his pupils in this picture actually look reasonably normal. Yeah, I hate saying that, because the guy is such a fruit loop, that we all enjoy saying nasty things about him.

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  6. Here is a guaranty. Somewhere there is at least multiple bankers having anxiety attacks, heartburn, and heart attacks over Trump’s finances. There is a great deal of debt, leverage and highly questionable ability to repay. Not to mention the impending legal claims on his assets. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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  7. The “Dear Cholestoral” photo makes his gut look like a snake that just swallowed a very large raccoon. Or a pregnant woman in week 36, with the fetus having dropped down.
    It is NOT a good look. I would put him at 6feet and 275 pounds.

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