We do need some comic relief on this blackest of black days (I speak of the impeachment farce) and who is here to give it to us but our own Stormy Daniels? Seems that there’s been a rumor started that House Speaker Mike Johnson, whose own relatives find him distasteful, had a “business relationship” with Stormy Daniels. He should be so lucky.

Although I must say, that that would be a great image for a porn movie, “Daniels Does D.C.” or “Stormy Sukz Speaker,” take your pick, and the camera starts on an establishing shot of the Capitol. Then it zooms into a tiny window and then from there to the inside of Mike Johnson’s brain, where we find him fantasizing about everybody’s favorite porn queen. Let her tell it.

Well, friends, as you can see, there’s a market in right-wing media for salacious tidbits about Mike Johnson’s sex life. I don’t know why, I must say. The used-car salesman from Bakersfield never used to attract this kind of attention, but then again he wasn’t pushing the religious wingnut aspect of life so much, so maybe that’s how he avoided it.

I do like the idea of Johnson and his wife both leaving one another for the same guy, though. That’s a menage a trois right up there with those folks in Florida, Christian and Bridge Ziegler, also religious wingnuts, except the ironically-named Christian decided to rape the woman that the two of them used to swing with, prior to said accusation.

What’s that you say? You remember a day and age where Republicans were boring? Oh, so do I. But those days are gone.

Now here’s a reference to a team called “Smokey Mike and the God-King.” Wow. How prophetic was this?

Now, did Speaker Johnson keep a souvenir of this close encounter? Asking for a friend.

Here’s a blast from the past.

Maybe Mike Johnson started the rumor himself, ya spose? I mean, Johnson was the one who started the rumor about the Black son he adopted, right, and nobody seems to have ever seen this kid in a family photo or met him at a family gathering. Just saying.

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  2. Johnson cheated on his wife with a GUY? I hadn’t heard that. But with all of these gay bashing GOPers I always think of the line “Methinks though dost protest too much.”

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  3. The headline did give me a giggle. Thanks for that, because with all the ugliness going around, it’s nice to have a little levity.

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