No, this is not a headline from The Onion. I wish I could make stuff like this up.This is a comment that came verbatim out of Donald Trump’s mouth at his Iowa rally and I have the video to prove it. Trump is not in a good place in this video. He’s red faced and flushed and he begins stumbling immediately. In order to regroup he starts his Two-Minute Hate mantra, which is to chant the magic words, “Pelosi” “Schumer” “Schiff” and of course the crowd boos.
I'll bet Malaria has been denying him access to her Cunny since she heard about Stormy.
— Todd Stevenson (@ToddStevenson6) July 8, 2023
History definitely rhymes. I remember my parents’ generation going on about Joe McCarthy and the witch hunt and how completely insane it was and now here we have Trumpty Dumpty and he’s going to pick up McCarthy’s mantle and don it.
If Donald wants to get rid of commies, he can start right there at Mar-a-Lago. His father-in-law was a card carrying Communist at one point — yet he was not denied access to American citizenship. He had a high-powered immigration attorney, in fact. Trump’s father-in-law is a real piece of work, a used-car salesman with a really bad temper. Maybe he and Trump throw ketchup bottles together, who knows?
I did not think he could deteriorate much further without getting institutionalized but he has gone completely and utterly around the bend. Very quickly too. What kind of morons think this should be in the w.h.?
You have to wonder what some of these people could possibly be thinking. Elise Stefanik is spearheading the motion in the House to “expunge” the two impeachments. Supposedly she is the frontrunner for Trump’s vice president. She’s not a stupid woman but apparently she’s lost her way.
I’ve read that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. That must be the answer.
It’d be hilarious if it were not so sad. Add ‘Cunny’ to the mango coloured chunt’s bigly and uge list of his other mispronounced words, for example:
Ch-eye-na for China
In-DUH-stry for industry
Oar-ian for something to do with a rocket
Premedication for whatever it actually is
Two Corinthians for Second Corinthians
Tan-ZAYN-ia for Tanzania
Ne-vahhh-duh for Nevada
Granted I have hearing loss (service related) but to my ear when it comes to his pronunciation of China (Russia too) it seems like he thinks it’s “Chy-ner” (and Rusher)
Pronunciations like “Chiner” and “Rusher” are fairly common in New York, coming under the category “hypercorrection”. With native speakers (as Trump is of English) hypercorrection occurs because the speaker wants to appear “correct” without fully understanding what is or is not correct. In New York City dialect, somewhat more so in Trump’s generation than today, when the final, unaccented syllable of a word ends in “r”, the “r” would normally be dropped. So a word like “dagger” would be pronounced “dagga”, “father” comes out as “fatha,” and so on. This being disapproved of by teachers of correct or standard American English, the children are told so in school. As a result, some overcompensate or hypercorrect by adding the “r” onto the end of words which actually should not have one. Thus China becomes “Chiner” and Russia becomes “Russia.” This becomes an ingrained habit that may continue for the rest of their lives. I never did it myself, I just kept speaking my native New Yorkese all along, but I can still remember teachers or parents correcting students for pronunciations like “Chiner.” Unfortunately, as we all know, nobody tells Trump what to do.
I meant to write, Russia becomes “Rusher.”
When Trump campaigned in Nevada in 2020 he actually pronounced the name of the state right when he first said it. But later in the same speech he went back to “Ne-vahhhh-duh.” Ivanka also calls the place “Ne-vahhh-duh.” The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the poisonous tree.
Quayle’s pretty old now. It would be a ticket of The Undertaker and the Walking Brain Dead!
NE-VAh-DA is a Northeast Coast thing. I grew up in Connecticut and later in Miami and Maryland,,and that is how I always heard it pronounced.
And then in Bridgeport,,Connecticut you get a very nasal accent. And let us not forget Boston and Maine. A friend was born in Mai E but isn’t considered a real,Mainuh, because he pronounced it with an r. I have lived so.many places that I have that bland newscaster lack of accent. My husband spent the first 19 years of life in the South,,and went into the Navy,where he worked hard to.lose his nasal speech. People usually think he sounds like Matt Damon. His family was furious because he chose to.lose the accent.
Ah, remember the good old days of poking fun at Baby Bush’s mangling of the English lanquage? I think we are all the way back to Dan Quayle trying to quote the United Negro College Fund’s “A Mind is a terrible thing to waste.” Quayle kept messing it up and after a few bundled attempts said “What a terrible thing it is to lose one’s mind.” Trump lost his long before he was ever President. I’d shudder at the thought of something happening to the elder Bush and that idiot Quayle becoming President but at least he was only stupid. Not bad and evil like Trump.
I just had a nightmare thought: What if Mike Pence got the nomination and made Dan Quayle his running mate? OMG.