Talk about Freudian slips, this is a whole Freudian lingerie chest in one sentence. J.D. Vance actually got up in front of a crowd and compared the Trump economy to the Titanic, which as you well know crashed into an iceberg on its maiden voyage and sank beneath the waves. Vance, of course, blames it all on Joe Biden, even though the plain truth of the matter is that Donald Trump is 25% through his second term. So will everything be Biden’s fault up until Trump’s last day in office? Sure seems like it.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" pic.twitter.com/eknSoXWkj8
— FactPost (@factpostnews) January 22, 2026
A) He just admitted that Trump sunk the economy.
B) He is speaking about turning around a ship which sunk deep into the water. It’s not like a couch which you can easily lug and then uh, hug. pic.twitter.com/pJTFIZWAxD— NadelParis (@NadelParis) January 22, 2026
— Carolyn Gangi (@carolyn_gangi) January 23, 2026
It’s going to take J.D. a long time to live this one down. This is one of his worst. But, like the broken clock, even J.D. can be right twice a day and yes, our economy is starting to resemble the queen of the White Star fleet.
Freudian lingerie chest *falls over laughing*
That wasn’t just a slip.
Reminds me a lot of a college coach that accepted a job coaching a team at a university that had an abysmal record over the past decade. He loudly declared “We’re going to turn this program around 360 degrees!”
Missing an important dot point there.
. GET ME ONTO A LIFEBOAT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE OUT!
(The actual Captain of the Titanic went down with the ship. There’s some evidence he reached a lifeboat, but did not attempt to force himself aboard when told it was full.)