Lauren Boebert, as well you know, has a tough race ahead. Ken Buck threw a real monkey wrench into the mix but her situation was screwed up before that. Even before she decided to leave CO-03 she was skating on thin ice. Then came the performance taped on the security cameras, which she was too stupid to know were there. I said last year that if and when Boebert is no longer a congresswoman, that her next career would be as a televangelist. And the footage you’re about to see seems to prove that out. Maybe it’s an audition, even. But her Beetlejuice scandal got her canceled at a MAGA youth conference in Texas, shortly after the incident happened. So I thought at the time that maybe the televangelist career was over. Take a look at God’s chosen. Only seeing is believing.

I think she may know that she’s done. But she’s going out with a bang. Here she is quoting chapter and verse about all the sinners who were saved.

I think it is her campaign strategy. I think she’s finally had a Cawthorn come to Jesus moment where she realizes that she’s managed to screw herself out of an $174,000 job a year, plus perks, plus being famous and that’s not setting too well. Cawthorn could always get on TV back in the day, just like Boebert can now. . Nobody calls him anymore. He’s a has been who screwed himself up and so is she.

So I think this is Boebert’s campaign strategy. I don’t think it’s going to work but I think it’s her strategy.

It’s going to be an interesting spring. With any luck, Bobo will be history when all the votes are tallied on June 25. I don’t see her surviving this. And I seriously don’t see her doing it with this campaign strategy.

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5 COMMENTS

  1. An actual STRATEGY ?

    This is Bobo right? The Dollar Store Palin.

    Doesn’t that require, you know, .. actual thinking?

    Won’t she just lie and lie and grift and….

    Oh right.

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    • Exactly. Were she to achieve any success as a con t.v. xtian, she certainly would not have to undergo any change. Could be lucrative for her since the people who watch those shows are stupid enough to believe she did change and g_d “called” her.

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  2. So let me see if I’m getting her message, which seems to be the God she speaks of loves his children even when they do wrong, even great wrong if they have faith. (or profess to) Not enough faith to try and put what god wants of them into practice however. Anyway the issue for Bobo and GOPers in general is that a REPUBLICAN gets to fuck-up, lie, cheat, steal and worse but should be forgiven because all humans are flawed. (which happens to be true – none of us are perfect) However, a DEMOCRAT deserves NO measure of forgiveness or mercy. To Bobo and her ilk if it’s a Democrat who is contrite/apologetic and tries to earn forgiveness the response is an emphatic “Not only NO but HELL NO!” They quickly consign Democrats to the depths of hell. Even for simply being Democrats. The rank hypocrisy is staggering but it’s par for the course with these people.

    I have to ask, was your comment about her “going out with a bang” a double entendre?

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  3. The evangelicals love a,reformed sinner who gets Jesused..She is reasonably photogenic. And she was divorced when the Beetle juice hands-on display occurred, so it is only semi a for ovation and it was straight fornication. What killed Hawthorne were the delicious photos indicating he was,at least bisexual and maybe even full on gay,,and a kinky transvestite at that. The photos of him in women’s underwear are what destroyed his political career. Straight distended screwing around can be forgiven, but something that reeks of possible LGBTQ is not.

  4. All you have to do, Boeboe, is accept Jeebus into yer heart, and you’re good to go. And I hope go somewhere very far away.

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