Oh, how the sleazy have fallen!

From America’s mayor, to drumpf-fluffer to cheap (well cheaply made, not priced) shower shoes hawker…

Too bad Rudes has turned off his comments, otherwise there would surely be metric shit-tons of comedy gold to mine in them thar hills.

Oh well.

First off, Rudy, having been a mayor of America’s largest city and so responsible for the administration of River’s Island, shouldn’t you know that they issue you shower shoes when you are processed?

And you should also be aware that your followers can pick up pretty much the same item at their local Wal-Mart for, like, 12 bucks?

Seems to me that if you really want to sell some over-priced plastic flip flops, you might start with the flops on your e-mail contact list.

I mean glue a couple of sequins on those things and Roger Stone would be panting to buy a pair, if he can bilk 50 bucks out of his supporters for them.

And what self respecting Proud Boy would be caught dead in jail without his Mike Lindell loungers, though many of them are already in lock-up and need their commissary money for cigarettes.

And Lindell will probably give his stuff away to the big fish if they distain the state issue, drumpf modeling his slippers would probably sell a half million sets to the rubes.

But you might bump sales with some better advertising, Rudes, I suggest you contact this Twitter maven:


(Duct tape not included)

And although comments were in short supply, a couple of Twitterers offered Rudy G. some sound advice:

And finally this:

I agree, Brian, I just wish there was more of it…

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8 COMMENTS

  1. In response to the first tweeter, Melinda, Rudy is selling plastic crap shower shoes because he needs to make money somehow. He can no longer practice law. He is radioactive to any and every person with one iota of good sense. In short, he is broke and unable to pay his bills with respectable employment.

    Were I in his shoes, although it would be so unlikely to happen it borders on impossible, I’d get my ass in front of NY’s bar and save my law license. Seems like that would be better time spent than selling Lindell’s garbage. I’d duck my head, lay low, and try to salvage a professional life somehow. Hell, firms are always needing law clerks and paralegals.

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    • I doubt even an ambulance chaser hack lawyer would trust Rudy to do any clerking or paralegal work, much less an actual law firm!

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    • I agree with you totally. I think that the issue is that Rudy is too far gone to do what you and I would call “real work.” All he’s capable of at this time in his life is getting in front of a camera and spewing nonsense or doing nefarious. clandestine activities.

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  2. I think we are well past the time when MyPillow needs to start producing MyPills. As in a combo of quaaludes and cannabis that will reduce a user (and Lindell clearly needs to be customer #1!) to a zonked out, barely conscious yet mellow state. Seriously though the dude’s company has made money and employed people, and those who actually run the business & therefore probably get paid a good salary have to be worried that if they can’t rein Lindell and his craziness in soon will they will be out of jobs. And if you were another manufacturer would you hire someone from MyPillow? I sure as hell wouldn’t. I assume it’s a privately held company so there’s no Board of Directors to intervene and remove him, but jeez – there’s all kinds of evidence this guy has lost all touch with reality and belongs in a psychiatric hospital. Using Rudy G. to hawk overpriced flip-flops is yet another piece of evidence Lindell if off his rocker.

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      • Some people, apparently, cannot, or will not attempt to change their ways to better meld with current citizens …

        Case in point, the lizards out there like, “The Pillow Man”, always had a format in advertising their product, a continuous drone-on about the quality of his pillows, seemingly accurate because it showed the line workers as dedicated, back home kind of people ,,, Everything except the elevated cost of the pillows was nearly normal … Suddenly, it seemed like Lindell had his mouth wrapped around the exhaust pipe on his car … totally bonkers and unhinged … He could not even get our favorite writer from Vegas name right, as he attacked her comments …

        The disconnect from reality, seems to be a condition shared by ALL Trumpets, the GOP itself has shown the bigger names we all recognize, are hanging out to dry as Trump implodes, example of a blithering idiot, “GYM JORDAN”, has been a big drag on meeting success in our House, AND he appears to be involved in the J6 mess … what a shame he might have to spend some time in the building of many doors …
        /S

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    • Well, I’d probably hire the LINE WORKERS from MyPillow. But anyone above that, especially anyone who has direct communications with Lindell? Not until they explain why they were willing to jeopardize their company and its reputation by letting Lindell go bonkers so publicly.

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  3. All this stuff never ceases to maze me. Rudy and his friends are just clowns in the clown car. How many more than he fit?

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