One of the most telling character traits that Donald Trump has, and the most laughable, is that he cannot accept his baldness. He’s never been able to but a lot of men do. One of them is Rick Wilson, who shares that he shaves his head in the summer. Wilson used to call Trump’s *hairstyle* the “gilded lemur” but he’s not sure what to call this newest version of it. That might make for a good Twitter game, actually, “Name Trump’s Hairdo.” My submission would be “haystack held together by needles” but I’m sure there are more imaginative descriptions. Trump’s other issue is his right leg, the one he drags. Here’s what that looks like.
He’s had something going on with that right leg for a long time now. pic.twitter.com/Zk0A2zH3Ty
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 7, 2024
With all the people he’s fired over the years, his tailor still keeps their job somehow. pic.twitter.com/B8f3oDYezU
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 7, 2024
He’s a wrinkled slob. Doesn’t he have somebody to press his pants while he’s in them with a steam machine of some sort, like Hope Hicks said she used to do?
I do this with my leg when it feels numb.
— RuthSentMe🟧☮️🌈🙃 (@JaneTea4) June 7, 2024
It could be that simple. He simply doesn’t have the same level of sensation in both legs, so he favors the right one.
Not just the right leg. Something with his right hand, too. He has this reoccurring bruise that’s been there since his presidency. The one on the right is from during his court appearance. If it was from an IV you’d think they’d use the non-dominant hand. pic.twitter.com/hLz6CijfrN
— Hey, Dave! (@davegreenidge57) June 7, 2024
Again, there was that infamous midnight ride to Walter Reed that we never found out the reason for. If it had been anybody else but Trump in office, there would have been some transparency. God knows if Joe Biden gets a hangnail, there has to be transparency or all flaming hell will break loose.
Trump’s falling apart in real time. He’s physically falling apart (as are we all, but he’s doing it at an accelerated pace) his finances are falling apart, he’s got three more criminal trials to get through, supposedly he’s appealing three cases that he lost, the Trump Organization fraud trial, the E. Jean Carroll rape trial and now the hush money trial — but you don’t see any evidence of the appellate process beginning, now do you?
Presumably he’s still paying colossal interest on the judgments which have already been levied. Maybe that’s where his reportedly colossal post-conviction fundraising is going. We don’t know. All that we do know vis a vis Trump is that it’s been all lies, smoke and mirrors from the beginning. That part never changes. The facts get plugged in from time to time but usually way after the fact and frequently too late.
Let’s see what happens in the next five weeks. He’s got to: 1. Pick a vice president; 2. Attend a sentencing hearing; 3. Get crowned the next GOP nominee. Whatever happens with the first two in this list, the absolute dead bottom of what we know as the Republican party will be reached when they decide to put this convicted felon, adjudicated rapist on the top of their ticket for the third time.
Cooler heads have attempted to interject reason, but have either been ignored or soundly castigated for their heresy. The GOP used to speak of the Silent Majority. I have to believe that there are many many Republicans who might have voted for Trump in 2016 but did not in 2020 and can’t stand that their party is in this condition and he’s still leading it.
You do hear from a few of those voices from time to time, Geoff Duncan, Larry Hogan, Chris Christie, even John Bolton said not to vote for Trump in the fall. But they get ignored, in favor of this mass hallucination the Republicans have that somehow they can keep doing the same thing over and over again, supporting Trump, and they’re going to have a different result at the ballot box.
Trump has caused the loss of every election since 2018, special elections included. But this is conveniently ignored because somehow, some way, something miraculous will happen and the very noisy minority which is MAGA will conquer the day in November. All that’s going to happen is Trump going down, once again, with an even more resounding thud and taking the party, once again, down with him.
The convicted felon label is not insignificant. The GOP can delude themselves that it is, but it is not. They will find that out.
In response to the header of this article, why not both? The leg gives out and then the hair topples.
Ursula, the I.V. thing-they’ll put it in whichever hand has the better veins. My dominant hand is my right hand but whenever someone tries to put an I.V. into the veins in my left hand they blow the vein (and boy howdy that hurts like a mother). Makes for interesting…pretty much everything when I am in a hospital for a stay since I am painfully right-handed. I guess if it gives the staff a good laugh right?
I’m not saying that’s what is going on with Von Shitzinpantz. It might not even be from an I.V. Might just be bruising-I myself just about get bruised when I look to hard at an area of my body and it’s because I am getting old. Von Shitzi actually is old. I saw that pic of him trying to get out of the car and if he is that awkward or unable, he could have bumped his hand into the car door, door opening, or what have you.
Hard to say what’s up with this guy although I think the world saw the “hair” collapse first because he’s been shellacking the hell out of the mess for a lot longer than he’s had the leg problem.
Same here Spike. Everytime they try my left hand/arm they collapse the vein. So they have to use my right and I am right handed.
I seriously question if he even has the money to mount an appeal on any of his cases. He has so many going right now, I’m sure that’s where all the money is going. He doesn’t seem to spend much on his campaign.
If he accepted his hair loss he could get a zero at great clips with a senior discount. Then he’d also look more like a solider in boot camp. A win win. The leg? What’s gonna be his excuse when he needs a cane or a walker. Uh oh spagettio! He’s a fall waiting to happen.
He !may already be falling regularly. I have scrap ankles. I fell frequently (once a month or so), got vestibular therapy for dizziness, and am working on the ankles. I also realized that I fall when I am turning, because I lead with the left foot in a 180° turn, then bring the right one forward slowly. I wonder if he is doing that. And I suspect he has edema in one or both legs.
And yeah, the twin hyenas on his head are slowly keeling over.
tRump seems to be LOSING his hair! He had a big bald spot showing in back when he was in court, and his “flying buttress” flip looks way thinner than before. Stress??!