Nothing like being a shock jock, YouTube tyrant, podcast philosopher. You don’t have to know anything or do anything, you just have to pull emotional triggers, by being a first class a$$hole.

You’ve seen this clown before. This is self-avowed misogynist and “Christian” nationalist, Dalton Clodfelter.

Watch him pledge his fealty to Vladimir Putin, a man he would “fight and die for.” Hey, Dalton, guess what? You’re in luck. We can set that up. There’s a war going on in Ukraine and Vlad needs soldiers. He’ll put you in uniform and hand you a gun, no problem.

If Clodfelter can’t afford fare to Russia, Twitter will do a fundraiser, no problem with that, either.

I don’t think Putin would piss on this guy if he was on fire, but he may need to find that out for himself. Bye, Dalton. Don’t forget to write. I hope you’ll be happy out of this decadent culture and in the enlightened one over there.

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    • Um, why would WE crowdfund this asshat, much less Tuck-tuck? They both claim to be bastions of “by-your-own-bootstraps” capitalism so let them use their own money to go be with Vlad.

      Now, if you’re suggesting the crowdfunding be done to hire some mercenaries to kidnap them and fly them to Moscow against their will, I’d be down with that. (Just kidding–I do not support or endorse kidnapping. Or do I?)

  1. The “clod” things we’re the Great Satan hmmm? That makes him very much like fundamentalist Muslims; you know, like ISIS and suchlike. I will say it again and continue to do so, x-tians bear a remarkable likeness to ISIS, the taliban, etc. The “clod” especially so.

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  2. Like so many others my message to Clodfucker, oops I mean (not really) Clodfelter is to put the fuck up or SHUT THE FUCK UP! Go to Russia you wimp-ass! Send video of your ass getting a rifle and other gear and heading off with a bunch of Russian soldiers, most of whom want to be anywhere but in Ukraine and will happily let you “walk point.”
    (And for you conservative assholes that check things out here PLEASE pass along my comments to this used ass wipe! And for those of you who want to ask mocking questions, yes I did serve. USMC. Infantry. I got turned down for OCS in 1984 because I’d just turned 26 so I enlisted and despite being able to literally choose any M.O.S. I wanted chose infantry! So fuck YOU too!)

  3. Satan? “He was a murderer & a liar from the beginning. When he speaks lies, he speaks his native language, for there is no truth in him. He is the father of all lies.” Jesus in the Gospel of John, chapter 8
    Given that description, I believe Trump, putin, & the others walk in murderous evil, fueled by hate, lies, & greed.
    For those who consider themselves followers of Jesus, you’d better take a good look at the path you’re on. Don’t you folks believe in a Last Judgement? Uh oh.
    Of course, Led Zeppelin sang, ” there’s still time to change the road you’re on”. Stairway to Heaven…
    America. Get off your lazy ass & take the stairs this time! VOTE!

  4. This cocksplat doesn’t deserve his citizenship in The Great Satan and he’s not the only one. It would be worth it to send this douche to enlist in the Russian army if for nothing else than to know he might catch a US sponsored bullet in Ukraine. But this guy is likely all talk, that’s why he’s online trying to incite others to violence. I really think the best part of him soaked into the sheets during his conception event.

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