We needed a bit of comic relief this somber weekend. The internet gods have provided it to us. If you haven’t heard, Rudy Giuliani was in a Shop Rite on Staten Island today when he was “assaulted.” I put the word in quotes because what you are about to see is hardly deadly.
Now granted, it is a battery, battery being a harmful or offensive touching. Nobody has the right to touch you without your permission. However, in the real world and as a woman, I can tell you that I have been a lot more insulted and assaulted than what you are about to see here. Nobody grabbed an intimate part of Rudy’s body here. I wish I could say the same.
Actually, I’m going to play the audio clip first. I want you to get a picture in your mind, from Rudy’s words, of how he almost went to the big GOP tent in the sky. Then we can match it to the video.
Rudy gives his version of the story, which doesn’t exactly match the video. pic.twitter.com/BhaaMPV3uh
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) June 26, 2022
I know you’re thinking, “Thank God Rudy is such a fine figure of a man, such an athletic specimen, that he was able to endure this dreadful attack.”
Take a look at it.
Video of the “assault” on Rudy at ShopRite, where Rudy had the person arrested, and said if he wasn’t in better shape he would’ve fallen, cracked his skull, and died. pic.twitter.com/EpgSpPu2fk
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) June 26, 2022
What have we learned here today, class?
- Rudy Giuliani is a lying sack of shit;
- Don’t believe anything Rudy ever says;
- If Rudy’s lips are moving, he’s lying;
- Rudy’s been lying so long he doesn’t know anything else.
- All of the above.
Fancy that, you all got 100%!
Thank heavens, Rudy, the delicate flower was not taken from us. Lord, we are grateful that this oak of a man, stood up to this beastly attack. May we all be able to survive such violence to our persons and to our spirits.
Watch and wait, Rudy will launch a GoFundMe to get money to deal with post traumatic stress syndrome from this incident. You think I’m cynical, wait and see.
Rudy is surely foaming at the mouth trying to get Trump on the phone cause now he’s got his own version of Trump’s infamous “Ramp of Death!” at West Point to talk about. I’m sure Rudy feels his “near death” experience he was incredibly lucky & blessed to survive has once again made him Trum’s soul-mate. And, more importantly (for Rudy) that “connection” will mean Trump will throw a little (actually paid!) work his way.
Seriously though, I’ve received many a congratulatory pat on the back delivered with genuinely heartfelt goodwill than this little attention getting tap from the guy who got Rudy’s attention to make sure he (Rudy) paid attention as he was being told what a disgusting piece of shit he is.
Staten Island? Was he trying to book his room already?