That’s it. We’re screwed. Trump is getting reinstated: “I got news this morning that there was a very big, big, big, big everybody, pieces of evidence, cyber evidence, from the 2020 election that we didn’t even have before, but now we have. I’m just, like, so excited!” pic.twitter.com/6BN6yv0jAa
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 13, 2022
It’s big, big, big everybody, so get those credit cards out and buy buy buy so that Mike can stay on the air because you don’t want to miss the big big big nothingburger, now do you?
I was looking for the right word to describe Lindell’s efforts. Useless, futile, unavailing, unsuccessful, impuissant, which is a French word for powerless, all those came to mind.
And then I found the right word: impotent.
And that made me think of the song, Jizz In My Pants. Here’s a sampling of the lyrics.
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we’ve got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I
Maybe I’ll do a full length version of this parody. Yes, this is a trifle vulgar, I concede, but I think it makes the case. Lindell gets all excited, gets everybody else all excited and then…and then…..he jizzes in his pants.
Here’s the music video. You watch it and tell me if it doesn’t remind you of Lindell.
I can’t wait to see what armies of trolls he sends after me for this one. 
This is your “horrible journalist” Ursula Faw signing off. And you know what Mike? As much as you dislike me, at least I know you’re alive. I don’t see Zach or the others banging out copy about you anywhere near as often as I do. I’m the Boswell to your Johnson, not that you have any idea WTF that means.
Maybe he’ll also bring all that evidence Trump claimed to show Obama wasn’t born in this country. America…land of the gullible, land of the stupid.
It’s amazing that a looney bird like him gets on the air and does this. And i guess he’s got enough people watching him. That’s the scary part, that there’s a market for this. And the MAGAs cheer Lindell at the rallies. They love this stuff.
My cable package isn’t exactly a full one but does include a channel that does reruns of the old Andy Griffith show. I recently saw an episode where a dangerous convict escapes prison and is headed Mayberry’s way and the sidekick Deputy Barney Fife takes the call from the State Police and heads out to the lake to tell Andy who is wrapping up an aborted (due to a leaky boat) fishing excursion with Opie. Barney is beside himself about his Big, big BIG news that’s sooooo big and he keeps carrying on and on about how big it is. It really, really is annoying as the blow everything out of proportion Barney can’t shut up about how BIG the news is yet can’t get around to actually telling Andy something that is actually important and requires his attention.
It strikes me that Mike Lindell is a real life version of Barney Fife at his most annoying. Blow everything out of proportion, concoct all manner of crazy ass potential disaster scenarios and make a huge fuss and cause all manner of problems – over nothing!
Whatever this is that has Lindell so worked up, it too will pass quicker than a fart in a whirlwind.
It’s scarier than that. Lindell is a true believer. He got the idea into his head early on that the election was stolen and he is beyond reason. People who are beyond reason end up having some serious problems at some point and you see that happening.
This framing of Lindell made me laugh out loud. My husband, early 60s, longs for the days when he was so full of testorone that a kiss could trigger a jizz in his pants.
I’m glad I gave you a laugh, because that’s what it seems to me like Lindell is doing, jizzing in his pants with this. It’s like somebody who keeps promising a baby, oh yeah, my wife’s going to get pregnant any day — and then he jizzes in his pants. We’re going to have lots of kids.
I wonder if anybody at Lindell world has given him this article. He checks on what articles are written about him and he trended on Twitter today over this.
That video was priceless. Was it a SNL one? Reminiscent of “Dick in a Box”. lmao
Laughter first thing in the morning is a good thing, makes the day go a little quicker.
I’m glad you enjoyed it. I just stumbled on it. I don’t know the filmmakers at all.
I have to disagree that Lindell is a “Twilight Zone” character. Even the absolute worst episodes of “Twilight Zone” featured characters who were more well-conceived and more intelligent than Lindell has ever shown himself to be. I’m just wishing that Lindell would receive something akin to the cursed jalopy from the TZ episode “The Whole Truth.”
In it, an old man goes to a used car dealership and sells an old car to the owner/salesman (played by Jack Carson) but doesn’t mention the car’s “curse” which makes the owner absolutely unable to lie until after he completes the transaction. The used car salesman obviously doesn’t believe it until he finds himself utterly incapable of telling lies (eg, a young newlywed couple comes by looking for a good cheap used car and he’s forced to tell them everything he has is a lemon and they should go to another dealer). Finally, after he compulsively tells a politician about the car’s “honesty policy” before the sale’s completed (with the politician admitting he’d lose his job if he had to tell the absolute truth), he manages to concoct a scheme to get rid of the car. (The finale of the episode engages in a little anti-Communist propaganda which is more barbed than the “lying politician” bit.)
I’m sure I’ve seen that because I used to watch the TZ marathon religiously every New Year’s Eve. Great story.
When is this uy gonna get put in a strait jacket and locked up for life in a padded cell!? You can’t fix stupid.
I figure he can’t do this beyond 2024, no matter what. Look at it this way: If Trump runs again and God forbid wins, then Lindell would have to shut up, because his hero would be back in power. If Trump runs again and loses, then what is he going to do? Spend the rest of his life trying to get Trump reelected for two stolen elections?
Another possibility: Ron DeSantis runs and wins. Does Lindell claim that Trump should be in the office instead? Or, DeSantis runs and loses. Does Lindell claim that now DeSantis should be reinstated after Trump? Maybe he will. Who knows how insane this can get. As long as people buy pillows anything is possible
Do you realize if Mike Lindell was hanging by one arm on a cliff and had to pick between saving ‘Itself’ or praising The Trump, ‘It’d’ instinctively let go and stoically plunge into the abyss while fantasizing about getting reincarnated as The Trump’s boxer shorts?!
And ‘It’ should die of slow moving veneral diseases rashes that settle deep within It’s’ lying throat!
Also Ex–Former prez–The Donald–T Rump–The Trumpet and ‘Its’ Former Regime and Cronies and Henchmen and Minions–All should die by deep and slow moving rashes and of gigantic festering boils!