We’ll dispense with the obvious reference to pots and kettles. It’s certainly interesting to hear the Dirty Trickster himself accuse somebody else of taking a cheap shot, and especially when the topic is blackmailing Donald Trump, for a pardon no less. Ummm…Roger? Isn’t that how you got yours? You really expect anybody to believe otherwise?

The problem here is that one wants  to file it under Why Is This News, since this is pretty much what was thought the entire time. But it gets even whackier. Stone wants to debate Bannon on InfoWars, with Alex Jones as moderator “to keep it civil.” Right-o, that’s what Jones is known for, civility.

The only logical thing to be cobbled together from this, is that Stone’s legal problems, the ones not covered by Trump’s pardon, are compounding and he’s got to find a scapegoat and get some drama going.

BTW, can you all hear how bad Alex Jones sounds? What does he do, smoke 12 packs of cigarettes per day?

Now, let’s be creative here, shall we? Maybe we could make a series out of this: every week two of Trump’s pardonees get together and go for each others’ throats, think The Pardon Games, and the grand winner gets both Joel Greenberg’s and Jeffrey Epstein’s little black books, plus an AirBnB at Mo Brooks. Nobody is better at hiding than Mo Brooks is, so there will be plenty of privacy. Brooks has so many hidey holes, even he’s forgotten where they all are. Last we knew, he was seen at the Big Tree in Alabama where Jeff Sessions makes all the cookies, pulling on green tights and a hat.

I never thought I’d see the day when pardoned criminals duke it out to see which is the more moral, but then we’re talking about two of the High Priests of the MAGA cult, so anything is possible. Anything at all.

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    • Supervisor at one workplace was a chain smoker – at least two packs a day. By the time she felt bad enough to go to the doctor, it had spread from throat to spine.
      Don’t smoke tobacco, and if you do, try to smoke much less.

  1. You know who’ll be right there, tuned in listening to every single second of that “debate?” The Feds waiting to hear Stone and/or Bannon implicate themselves in any number of crimes.

  2. l Don’t understand why Used Diaphragm from the Jersey Shore didn’t pardon El Chapo. If he’s selling pardons, I’m sure that he could have come up with a nice large 9 figure one. Hell, he wouldn’t have had to grift his supporters with all the “stop the steal” nonsense. Nah, he’d probably still do it anyways, greedy bastard that he is.

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      To a blind man
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      This is the modern-day description of a Republican politician and voter.

      It’s a trick all these less than human Republicans learned from Oral Roberts, the country’s greatest religious criminal; lying, stealing, cheating and fucking the sons and daughters of the rich. Those in the know called him Anal Roberts, because he butt-fucked everyone.

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