Wow. Context is everything and a lot of things are beginning to fall into place. Full disclosure: some of this is speculation, but it’s speculation based upon fact. You’re about to hear once again from comedian and political commentator Noel Casler, who worked with Donald Trump on The Apprentice. Last week when #TrumpSmells first began trending, Casler came out and spoke about his past experiences. But in this clip, which is from some years back, he draws together two or three different incidents that you’ve seen video of here on this site, and connects the dots.

And while you’re listening to this, connect another dot as well. You notice that Madame Melania has not been around since #TrumpSmells got rolling. Coincidence? Or the last straw? Many couples have their secrets, it’s probably safe to say most couples do, and it would make perfect sense that public knowledge of this was simply the bridge too far. And here’s a third dot to connect. The so-called Pee Tape may not be of anything as glamorous as Trump getting peed on by hookers. It may be Trump shitting his pants. That’s kompromat. Let us begin.

You have to admit that it’s a theory that fits the facts. And here’s something else. It was noted last week when Adam Kinzinger first mentioned that Trump smelled and he was surprised that it wasn’t more commonly known, that Team Trump immediately vilified Kinzinger. They went for the jugular vein. But they didn’t deny anything. Why?

Many people asked that very thing. The obvious, knee jerk response, was that if Trump blew up and got litigious and sued Kinzinger, Noel Casler, other people who were making these allegations, then it would be discovery time. And discovery time would mean witnesses and depositions and all kinds of fact finding. And that is the dead last thing that Team Trump wanted.

So, throw the idea around. Kick it down the road a bit. We have always known that Donald Trump is full of shit but we never knew, or suspected, that his literal problems with fecal matter would be his downfall. And that may well be the case.

I think this was the final humiliation for Melania. Pure speculation, but again, it’s a theory that fits the facts. And she may indeed have decided to spend Xmas with her sick mother and avoid the family photo. But how sick is her mother? Flu or something? Because her father looked hale and chipper and that would be odd if his wife was gravely ill.

Maybe Melania just wanted to hide. Maybe that’s because she knows how Trump became a Russian asset and what happened to make that take place. A scene with hookers and golden showers is a bit kinky, but it also has the virtue of being sophisticated after a fashion. There is nothing sophisticated about some guy in his 60’s shitting all over himself, falling down in it — who knows the gory details? But Vladimir Putin may well have something like that on film. We don’t know. Yet.

We’ll see what we’ll see. 2023 is wrapping up and 2024 is going to be even more Bizarro World than what we’ve experienced before.

 

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20 COMMENTS

  1. Diaper Don using Speed explains SO much!! His temper tantrums, up all hours, agitation, sniffing, and paranoia. What doesn’t fit is his obesity. But I’m a believer and even more disgusted if that is even possible. We have got to vote to keep Biden in and protect our very lives from this evil sick creature!

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  2. Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
    I fell down face first in you.
    Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
    Is all I want to spray on you.
    Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
    Your incontinence will push me through.

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  3. Get out the turd glitter and polish: this ’little number’ is gonna take some work, both to tart it up and to wipe it away, later. But then again, shite sticks, and stinks, doesn’t it?

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    • You literally CAN polish a turd. Mythbusters proved it. However, I don’t see how one could polish a messy “shart” or stream of diarrhea. Maybe empty out the contents of the adult diaper on to a canvass or toss a set of them onto one to let them makes splotches of shit and letting them dry and framing the thing. But polish? Not such much.

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      • Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
        I fell down face first in you.
        Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
        Is all I want to spray on you.
        Da doo doo doo, duh Don Don Don.
        Your incontinence will push me through.

      • Maybe so according to Mythbusters, but in this case it’s irrelevant. This particular turd has a non-polishable patina about it. Polishing it is impossible. It simply spreads.

  4. Maybe someone can speed-crank out a sendup book of Trump – The Art of the SHART. It can have a pic of him on the golf course in his typical get up. Showing him with his stupid MAGA hat, white golf shirt and tan slacks with the outline of a diaper like we’ve seen countless times. Only those tan slacks could be colored in to show shit stains leaking out of the diapers! It would be a collection of short stories of incidents, both made-up and real if anyone wants to go on the record like the guy in the clip. Talk about Trump going spastic! But, as you say for all the threats he wouldn’t actually sue because the discovery would bury him in his own shit stained diapers.

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  5. I like presidents who don’t shit themselves. The ones who shit themselves over a crossword puzzle aren’t ready to deal with reality. Give me nonshitters! The others need to keep wipes handy. Nothing derogatory for all those with legitimate issues. We all will face something as we age, but an addiction to Adderall doesn’t count.

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  6. As so many folks have said, making fun of incontinence is not funny but is cruel. Let’s face it, making fun of former guy is an easy target. Drumpf never hesitated to make fun of others (i.e. the disabled reporter during the 2016 run for the oval). drumpf is also cruel-extremely so. Yep, all of that makes a reason to throw his incontinence in his face. The fact that liberals are more intelligent, generally more compassionate, etc. is the reason we should not be rubbing his nose in this. As we all age, problems develop one of which is incontinence. Making fun of what might be knocking on our doors is just spitting in karma’s face-and she don’t like that shit.

    Seriously, drumpf does so much bad, does so much evil, that we do not have to point out his shitty diaper.

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    • I beg to differ when they make up lies about Biden and beat him up CONSTANTLY over his age, when I bet he’s in better shape than the 40% obese people in this country. This is phucking war not a popularity contest. We’ll worry about everyone’s self esteem WHEN THE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED. This shitheel has murdered hundreds of thousands of Americans…phuck him and I’m glad ALL of his crap, literally and figuratively is being exposed.

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    • In that case Spike, wear this, and I quote:
      ” … Vermin
      In November, in Claremont, New Hampshire, Trump continued his dominant primary campaign. His rant was familiar but it held something new:

      We pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.
      Hillary Clinton, who Trump beat in 2016, had already likened him to Hitler. Ruth Ben-Ghiat, a historian from New York University, told the Washington Post: “Calling people ‘vermin’ was used effectively by Hitler and Mussolini to dehumanise people and encourage their followers to engage in violence.”

      Poison
      Of course, the signs were already there. In September, discussing immigration with the National Pulse, Trump said:

      Nobody has ever seen anything like we’re witnessing right now … It’s poisoning the blood of our country.
      He had already promised “the largest domestic deportation operation in American history”. Plans to hold migrants in camps would be reported. But Mehdi Hasan of MSNBC summed up the “poisoning” comment as “a straight-up white supremacist/neo-Nazi talking point”. Trump went there again in December, too.

      Dictator
      Trump wasn’t done. In December, at an Iowa town hall, the Fox News host Sean Hannity asked if he would promise not to “abuse power as retribution against anybody”. Trump said: “Except for day one”, then explained:

      I love this guy. He says, ‘You’re not gonna be a dictator, are you?’ I say, ‘No, no, no – other than day one.’ We’re closing the border. And we’re drilling, drilling, drilling. After that I’m not a dictator, OK?
      Noting Trump’s laughter and the crowd’s cheers, Philip Bump of the Washington Post wrote: “What fun! I guess we can put that to bed.”

      Retribution
      No one could say such comments were surprising. In March, closing CPAC in Maryland, Trump told conservatives:

      In 2016, I declared: I am your voice. Today, I add: I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution.
      Jonathan Karl of ABC would report that the Trump strategist Steve Bannon said Trump was speaking in code, referring to a Confederate plot to take hostage – and eventually kill – President Abraham Lincoln.

      Death
      In September, the Atlantic profiled Mark Milley, then chair of the joint chiefs of staff. Milley’s work to contain Trump at the end of his presidency was already widely known but the profile set Trump off nonetheless. On Truth Social, referring to a call in which Milley assured Chinese officials he would guard against any attempted attack, Trump lamented …

      … an act so egregious that, in times gone by, the punishment would have been DEATH!
      Milley was moved to take “appropriate measures to ensure my safety and the safety of my family”.

      Courts
      This has been the year of the Trump indictment. He faces four, spawning 91 criminal charges regarding election subversion, retention of classified information and hush-money payments. On 4 August, lawyers for the federal special counsel Jack Smith notified a judge of a post in which Trump appeared to threaten them, writing:

      If you go after me, I’m coming after you!
      Trump claimed protected political speech but the exchange teed up one of many tussles over gag orders and the general impossibility of getting Trump to shut up.

      Indict
      A recurring question: if re-elected, will Trump seek to use the federal government against his enemies? The slightly garbled answer, as expressed to Univision in November, was of course … yes:

      If I happen to be president and I see somebody who’s doing well and beating me very badly, I say go down and indict them, mostly they would be out of business. They’d be out. They’d be out of the election.
      Animal
      In April, Alvin Bragg, the Manhattan district attorney, filed 34 charges over Trump’s 2016 payments to Stormy Daniels, an adult film star who claims an affair. Trump had already made arguably racist comments about Letitia James, the New York attorney general. Aiming at Bragg, Trump used Truth Social to say:

      He is a Soros-backed animal who just doesn’t care about right or wrong.
      Calling Bragg an animal played to racism about Black people. “Soros-backed”, commonly used by Republicans, refers to the progressive financier George Soros and is widely regarded as antisemitic.

      Whack job
      In May, Trump was found liable for sexual abuse of the writer E Jean Caroll. Ordered to pay about $5m, he was not about to be quiet. The next night, in New Hampshire, he ranted:

      And I swear and I’ve never done that … I have no idea who the hell – she’s a whack job.
      Carroll called the comments “just stupid … just disgusting, vile, foul”. Then she sued Trump again.

      All-out war
      Trump is 77. Questions about his mental fitness for power are not going away. Recently, he has appeared to think he beat Barack Obama in 2016 and become confused about which Iowa city he was in. On 2 December, however, another Iowa gaffe seemed to point to a worrying truth:

      That’s why it was one of the great presidencies, they say. Even the opponents sometimes say he did very well … but we’ve been waging an all-out war on American democracy….”
      Ref: Top Trumps: the 10 worst things the former president said this year. Martin Pengelly in Washington. The Guardian Wed 27 Dec 2023 23.00 AEDT.

      You see, Trump really is a shite, in more ways than one.

  7. Putin doesn’t have to blackmail shitty-guy with anything, all he has to do is compliment him and he falls all over himself trying to impress Putin (or any of his dictator crushes). Putin once said something about Trump causing a circus wherever he goes, one of his lackeys either interpreted the statement wrong or intentionally lied and told Trump that Putin called him smart. Of course, to hear Trump tell it, Putin “called me a genius”. MBS and some other despot joked about how all they have to do is “flatter him, and we can get whatever we want”. If Trump ever gets back in power, he would probably let Putin move in to the White House and he would make Mara-Lardo the ‘White House’. He already said that he wants to stay in Florida and run the country from there. This can get so much worse if we don’t win in 24′ and keep him and his evil cabal out of govt.

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