Unless Michelle Obama has had a gigantic change in plans and desires for her life, she is not running for president. But let’s say she did. She would be a powerhouse as one of the most popular persons on Earth. I presume that she would not run without some kind of knowledge that Joe Biden would not run.

But let’s just pretend for a moment that she was planning on running for president. It would be extremely threatening to a misogynistic racist like Tucker Carlson. Indeed, if Michelle Obama even considered running, it would be proof positive that she is a narcissist, which is utterly laughable while also enraging.

Black women, apparently, in Tucker’s world, shouldn’t aspire to use their talents or seek power, lest they be narcissists. From the Fox News transcript:

Barack Obama, the former president, is weighing in directly on America’s latest fake hate crime. And you have to wonder why. He’s not doing it for himself. Obama is retired at this point. He’s living on Martha’s Vineyard with all the other rich white people.

Racist comments in there. The Obamas plan to live in Hawaii, Chicago, and Martha’s Vineyard. Tucker inserts “white people” for absolutely no reason other than racism. The black Obamas are getting uppity, thinking they can live in Martha’s Vineyard.

He’s doing it for his wife. His wife who’s never had a real job and apparently is feeling kind of restless, approaching 60. And that’s why you may have noticed that six years after leaving Washington, Michelle Obama is back in the news.

She’s got a new book and a media tour and even a federally funded hiking trail named for herself in Atlanta…

…But you can’t just ditch her for a white dude. Sorry, that’s not equity. So where do you go from here? Ooh, good question. And it turns out it’s a question that Michelle Obama seems to have been thinking about recently

That sounds like a real job and many prominent Americans get hiking trails and schools named after them. Is there some kind of problem with Michelle considering doing anything? Must it be a white man that inherits the White House?

And less you aren’t sick yet:

Why has she emerged in this way? Well, there might be a reason. In fact, if you didn’t know any better, if you were visiting this country from a foreign land trying to figure out what’s going on in the U.S., you might mistake what Michelle Obama is doing right now for the beginnings of a presidential campaign.

It is possible, but not on the evidence that Tucker offered. And the grand finale:

Please to be fcking off now, Tucker. And stay there.
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10 COMMENTS

  1. I’m thinking old Tucker is the crazed narcissist in this situation. I could be mistaken, but didn’t Michelle Obama work at a law firm before Barak’s presidency?

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  2. It must make that racist Carlson’s tiny little dick shrivel up to the size of a small peanut to have to think about the fact that Michelle Obama is better educated and smarter than he is. And unlike him who inherited vast wealth, she came up from very modest means to get Ivy League undergrad and Law degrees. And forged a successful career as a lawyer. Had her husband not gotten into politics she’d be a partner at a top Chicago firm raking in gobs of money. And again, unlike Tucker she came from almost nothing. But she had loving, hard working parents who raised good kids. (Her brother gave up a great college basketball coaching gig to help with the Obama campaign – he was pretty impressive I thought)

    If Tucker had to debate her on issues, not on his show where he controlled the set but a neutral location with neutral moderation she’d kick his puny, whiny ass on any topic he might try to argue. She’s not just smarter than him. She’s not just harder working than him. She’s BETTER than him! He knows it and he can’t fucking stand it.

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    • Ever notice how Tucker Carlson appears to be a talking head, dead from the neck up forming his words like someone in a trance?

      His babble about everyone’s favorite first Lady, has a tint of fear in it, like if he does not go for the kill shot, she might turn on him with common sense reduction to the dust on the floor where he REALLY belongs … He has set himself up for a hail storm of comments from REALLY intelligent people and FOX is overdue for some serious court functions that might cost them as well as the panty waste Tucker …

      The comment about George Floyd is stupid beyond belief … What is he trying for? Being burned in effigy, creating the first actual hit based on his stupid rhetoric? If I were him, I would be VERY careful which block my driver could drive down safely …

    • Hell, denis, why should it be a “debate” at a neutral site with a neutral moderator? Let Michelle meet him on his own show, airing LIVE. The show would be over even before it could cut to its first commercial break simply to keep Tuck-tuck from any further damage to his “career.”

      Somehow I don’t see Michelle as letting him get away with his usual shtick.

      But, Tuck-tuck will never even offer Michelle an appearance on the show because he knows the world of hurt he’ll be in once she shows up.

  3. Apart from his sniveling about a woman with more intelligence, class and goodness, Tucker looks like he’s taken a makeup lesson from tfg. In that photo at the top, he’s got an orangish tan and white raccoon eyes just like his hero.

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