Trump’s Terrible, Horrible, Rotten, No Good Week

What, oh what, is a floundering wanna be despot supposed to do? Trump is for all the world starting to look like one of those vaudeville, baggy pants comics beloved in the Adirondack and Catskill resorts of the 40’s and 50’s. Only he started his stint in April, and it’s now September. The room is half empty, and the patrons in the show lounge are rolling their eyes and looking at their watches. They’ve seen this exact show 11 times since they’ve been here.

I wrote previously that this isn’t the Trump of 2016, and it’s true. He’s older, noticeably slower, more rambling and disjointed, and now comes across in rallies as tinny and robotic, the energetic, Saran’s Evangelist Trump of the old days is gone. But underneath all that, he’s still the same old Trump. Racist, sexist, xenophobic, and as nasty as a snake.

And that’s the problem. Because that’s the show that the audience has seen at least 11 times before. And that’s Trump’s biggest problem. In the good old days, Trump instinctively knew what he could get away with in rallies for his base, which was everything, all the time. But in front of audiences of moderate and undecided voters, he could sure footedly walk back his more despicable positions without offending his base, and at least try to come off as more moderate and reasonable. But those days are long gone. All that’s left is an old, nasty, bigoted and sexist, aggrieved man with a chip on his shoulder, and no consideration for what’s acceptable.

Which showed up this week as brilliantly as a full solar eclipse. Just to recap;

• On Monday he held a rally in which he purposely kept mispronouncing Kamala Harris’s name, and threw around demeaning, sexist, and racial insults. Same old sh*t in other words
• On Tuesday Traitor Tot had to crawl out of his Mar-A-Slobo foxhole to go on FUX News and, not so much walk back as distance himself from, his hillbilly imbecile’s remarks about liberal cat ladies without children being miserable, and wanting to make everybody else miserable too. Of course this led to the creation of a cat Ladies for Harris grassroots group which is now busy fundraising
• On Wednesday Trump didn’t just fornicate the canine, he gangbanged the whole damn kennel. Ready to explode on somebody, he chose the National Association of Black Journalists, and this country hasn’t seen anything like this since Sherman’s scorched earth march to Atlanta
• Trump insulted his panel questioners, calling them nasty, threw thinly disguised racial epithets around, and almost gleefully got into several WWE cage matches with the audience
• Then he went for the Gold Medal. He threw out the purely racist trope that Kamala Harris really wasn’t black. He snidely claimed that Harris had spent years claiming to be of Indian descent, before suddenly changing her racial designation to black. He sneered to the audience that he didn’t know who or what she was
• It was Joy Ann Reid on MSNBC last night who publicly reminded Trump, as well as undecided and independent voters that it was the Founding Fathers who determined that if you had one drop of black blood in you, you were black.
• Today came the denouement, in spades. Vice President Kamala Harris, speaking at a public event, hit a grand slam. In speaking to Trump’s racist rant, she calmly said, It was just more of the same old show. And the fact is that Americans deserve better than this. They deserve a leader who will tell them the truth, and not hide behind bigotry and sexism. OUCH!
• This is what I mean about Traitor Tot having lost his native political street smarts. Already getting hammered for his pathetic performance yesterday, Trump took to Bullsh*t Social to show Kamala in an obvious photo op, posing with several Indian women. He sarcastically captioned the photo with, Thank you so much Kamala, for gifting us with this photograph years ago showing your pride in your Indian heritage! News Flash! for Emperor Numbus Nuttus. House and Senate members regularly pose with visitors who have nothing to do with their ethnic heritage. Look in the mirror, *sshole. You’re neither a trucker nor a fireman, but you gleefully posed with both
• The backlash has already started. several prominent MAGA House members broke their silence to rather bluntly demand that His Lowness cut it out with the racist sh*t, and give them something more generically stupid that they can at least defend
• And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sh*thole. On a rope line today Trump’s handpicked hillbilly imbecile Beggar Vance was asked about Trump’s comments yesterday regarding Harris’s racial heritage. The Redneck Retard didn’t disappoint, Kamala Harris is a political chameleon. She regularly changes her positions, her policies, and even her heritage whenever it politically suits her. 

When you look back on this week, even though it’s only four days old, you can easily understand why Kamala Harris and the Democrats are able to keep riding this wave of enthusiasm. Partially because The Cheeto Prophet and the GOP keep getting behind them and turning on a turbine engine. It’s always easier to win when your opponent is working undercover to help you out.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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