“Here’s another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody….how I wish I had some chick to talk to, I’m in an awful way.” — Sam Cooke

If you’re Donald Trump, apparently your social media platform is the only one you can talk to. It becomes muse, confidant, father confessor, BFF, lawyer, therapist, the list goes on.

Trump is in meltdown mode, yet once again. The exclamation points are sprinkled on top of the screaming caps, and yes, we’ll take an order of fries. With ketchup. Puh-lenty of ketchup. It’s one of those nights. What causes this, you ask? The smart money says it’s because of the last meeting of the January 6 Committee on Monday and their imminent criminal referrals. Or, in common vernacular, Trump’s about to find out what happens when fuck around meets find out — and all fingers point to December 19 as that blessed occasion.

Of course he’s in Norma Desmond mode. He’s making a comeback. It’s going to be an even greater show than the one he did before. (Yawn.)

Also from tonight’s meltdown.

“Mild and loving.” Sending a mob down to the Capitol, chanting “Hang Mike Pence” and “Fuck Mike Pence” was not the mildest, most loving display we’ve ever seen in this country. When I think of mild and loving, I get an image more like the Easter egg roll on the White House lawn, with a staffer dressed like a big rabbit hopping up and down and this was not that.

And of course Trump retweeted his other all-caps meltdowns of recent days.

Monday will be an interesting day. So might Tuesday. It’s rumored that on Tuesday the House Oversight Committee might release some tax returns.

Christmas could be really grand this year.

 

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    • When we get everybody else around him too. We’re at the upper reaches of the pyramid scheme now but this is the part where you have to be the most careful. Certainly more careful than Trump is being.

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    • Whatcha gonna do? Arm urself and go attack unarmed people? What a fucking coward. You serve in the military? If so, the training is to defend yourself against other armed soliders. If not, then you’re just another fatass being loaded into the back of a U-Haul PRETENDING to be a bad ass. Like ur dumpy traitor.

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  1. In the traditional evangelical ‘idea’ of judgement, Jesus will judge between the ‘saved’ and the ‘damned’. Can just imagine frump after he’s judged to be damned…”it’s fake news from an imposter”!!! A psychopath to the end.

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  2. His rants are sooooooo childish. They should all end with nyah, nyah, nyah, which would certainly fit in with the crybaby mindset of this moron. So very sick of him.

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  3. the whole Twitter thing amazes me. why not show WHAT was being asked to be blocked. Was it the 15 different fake burning ballots Trump posted that were all untrue? Is it Dr’s pushing ivermectin and saying the Vax has alien DNA in it, or stuff about Jewish space lasers? whomever HELD THAT LAPTOP FOR THE LAST MIN should be prosecuted for holding evidence of a possible crime. So many hands on it. Sr wouldn’t take a few 100k from his JR ANYWAY. He can write a book and make millions so that’s all ridiculous…LAPTOP guy even said half the stuff being said (like the kid stuff) WASNT TRUE….Bannon a criminal who stole millions from US had the fkn thing with GAU?? on his yacht ..his Asian tech mogul…..who knows what went on with it. Did they ask to take down THREATS??? What Exactly was it that 150 lousy emails in 2 years wanted to be looked at??? let’s see them…..rather than say MOST WERE MUNDANE and didn’t actually say….TAKE THIS DOWN. Seems like BS……

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