Trump Takes Double Barrel Birds From The International Community

When he’s good, he’s very, very good. But when he’s bad, he’s horrible

It isn’t very often that somebody in politics is so bone dead stupid that can turn an historic diplomatic triumph like today’s Biden engineered multi-nation prisoner swap into to double barrel bitch slap, but somehow or other, traitor Tot managed it. As the old sayiing goes, Hard things take time, the impossible takes a little longer. And it took a little longer for Trump.

Let’s start here. This kind of an intricate, complex negotiation isn’t something that you hash out over a couple of brews at the end of a bar on a Friday night.In fact, reporting says that the negotiations for this deal actually commenced in the days after WNBA star Brittney Griner was released from a Russian prison. That’s more than two years.

This stunning achievement is the peacock’s feather in Biden’s foreign policy legacy, the reason that Obama chose Biden for VP in the first place. And over the last 50 years in public life, President Biden has relentlessly pushed the importance of foreign alliances. And that paid off today, in spades.

Now let’s look briefly at the life and career of Emperor Numbus Nuttus. The self proclaimed Master Negotiator of New York real estate lived his life by two simple precepts. Hammer those below you, and suck up to those in power, like the banks. And he took that same lame ass philosophy with him to the presidency, with the lamest dog whistles since Billy Bob’s Canine Academy went out of business. To wit;

• In the 2016 election cycle, Trump stood behind a podium and proclaimed, Russia! If you’re listening, I wish you would find Hillary’s 30,000 missing e-mails. I bet you would be royally rewarded by the American media! The next day the first Russian inspired hack attempts took place on Clinton’s and the DNC’s servers
• As President, Traitor Tot angrily berated NATO members for not paying their fair share, and threatened to pull the US out of NATO, which would take a 2/3 Senate majority, so good luck with that
• He tried to pull a Slobfather extortion phone call with the newly minted President of The Ukraine, holding already congressionally mandated military aid to Ukraine to Zelenskyy starting a bogus investigation of Biden and his son
• After the unjust jailing of a WSJ Moscow reporter, Trump licked his nuts by saying, If I’m elected in November, the American prisoners will be released even before I take office. Putin will do that for me. I don’t believe he would do it for anybody else

Now, here’s what actually happened. In 2019, Trump was trying to negotiate a hostage switch. He went hat-on-head and asked German Chancellor Angela Merkel to pony up a FSB assassin to help to finish the deal. Merkel’s answer was a more politically correct version of, What are you, nucking futz? You lecture us on our loyalty to NATO, threaten to pull out, and give Putin a free rein in Germany and the Baltics, then you ask me for this? There’s the door, and don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

In his announcement today, Biden stressed the importance of strategic foreign alliances. And reporting says that when Biden contacted the new German Chancellor to give up his high profile prisoner, the Chancellor told him, For you Joe Biden, I will do this. And in polispeak, that’s about the hardest bitch slap a German Chancellor could could give to Trump without having a knight’s iron glove on his fist.

But here comes the deepest cut. When Trump bragged that if he were elected in November, Puti9n will release the hostages even before I take office. He’ll do that for me. But I doubt he’ll do it for anybody else, that was a subliminal message aimed at Putin. A demand if you will. And according to Russian-American journalist Julia Ioffe of Puck News;

Valdimir Putin doesn’t like to be told what to do. He likes to be in control, and he likes to be unpredictable. And that Trump boast was received as an order as to what Trump expected Putin to do if he were reelected. And today, by taking Trump’s favorite hostage pawns off of the table, Putiin told Trump what he could do with it.

Of course Trump is outraged. He angrily took flight today, saying that Biden’s insane deal weakened the United States on the international stage. Yada, yada, yada. But the fact remains that in one fell swoop, not one, but two different foreign leaders just kneed Traitor Tot in the nuts. This kind of stupid is a gift from God. Mainly because he didn’t spread it around to the rest of us.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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