Trump literally had a sane staff member talk him out of wearing a Superman t-shirt under his suit shirt upon leaving the hospital after his COVID bout. It is true. Trump wanted to walk out of the hospital and rip his shirt buttons in front of the cameras to have “Superman” underneath. Don’t believe it? Here, I aim to serve.

Now, again, someone sane in his administration probably threatened to tell Melania “something” and talked him out of it. That person is clearly no longer around:

So what is the “Major Announcement”? That he is actually Superman and Batman, and always has been? But now is coming out so that people now appreciate him for lifting all those tall buildings and who answers when the Bat Signal goes up above Manhattan… or Palm Beach.

One might think that he’s announcing his running mate? Kari Lake has been around an awful lot, and Trump sure seems to like spending time with her. Not implying, just sayin’… and maybe implying. Maybe. It is true that Kari Lake has her lawsuit because her election was “rigged,” so the announcement would be worded as “if she isn’t successful in her suit…”

But announcing a running mate doesn’t comport with needing a superhero, because there is no plucking a duck way Trump is allowing someone else to be the superhero. Is he going to announce that he wants to be Speaker of the House? Ehhh, it would be in name only. He would assign all duties to Kevin McCarthy… Nah, not seeing it.

I guess we’ll just have to wait for this cool thing. Maybe he’s going to announce that he’s going on tour, rallies, all that.  It is probably something along those lines, but he’s going to insist that he’s flying to all these events outside the plane and just changing clothes inside before arriving. Yeah, that’s it. This is the guy who wanted to wear a superman shirt, pro-wrestling style, coming out from nearly dying of COVID.
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4 COMMENTS

  1. sweet tap-dancing jeebus the guy is an effing moron. Is he fucking 4 years old? Grown people don’t do that kind of thing unless they have I.Q.’s of less than 70.

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    • I just wrote that exact same thing at Political Flare. “Why do we have to be the country with an ex and wanna be president who thinks superhero are real (in a sense) and comic book drawings are totally cool. This is high stakes, lives on the line, most powerful job on earth and it’s all pro-wrestling to him.

      I ran into a good guess on the announcement: He is announcing that he’s running as an independent of the MAGA party. That would be like Nirvana for Democrats.

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  2. My superhero needs only ONE hand to lift a glass of water! Narcissism on parade, right up there, floating like the giant Woody Woodpecker!!! Some people say…

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