This is classic. This is the answer to “tell me you’re freaking out and wetting your pants without telling me you’re freaking out and wetting your pants.” This is what that looks like when you’re Donald Trump, one day after his accounting firm has dumped him and all his legions of lawyers have explained to him exactly what that means in real life terms.

If I can find the entire thing in legible form I’ll share it here. This is what it looks like over on Liz Harrington’s Twitter feed. Maybe she doesn’t want people to be able to read it.

I don’t know where Trump is getting the figures from, obviously, but I merely call your attention to the fact that if it is 1) the Trump organization or 2) Mazars USA reports, Mazars has already said that you can’t rely on the figures.

I think he’s trying to establish the fact that the Trump organization is worth $6 Billion. That would make some sense, since he claims to be worth $12 Billion and Forbes says that the max would be more like $3 Billion.

Oh, Donald. You’ll just have to buy yourself another planet to live on and have Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk give you a lift getting there.

 

 

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  1. I had an image form in my head today which combined a couple of moments from Apocalypse Now. Marlon Brando whispering the words the horror and Martin Sheen swinging that huge blade to kill him only the first part started with Brando whispering and then Trump laying there whispering the same words, followed by skipping to Martin Sheen morphing into someone else (Uncle Sam? Lady Liberty? The woman wielding the scales of Justice?) delivering the death blows. Someone good with video could do such a thing. Maybe someone who reads our little blog knows how to get it to The Lincoln Project.

    • You might interested to know that Jim Starlin (comic creator of folks you might have heard of named Thanos, Gamora and Drax The Destroyer) put out a comic a couple of years with a Trump-looking alien who got his head chopped off and put on a pike. I believe it might have been in response to Trump’s people trying to mess with Starlin (which was a major mistake, as he has a track record of taking no crap from nobody).

      • I haven’t read comic books since I was a kid (1960s). I know it’s an art form many appreciate as adults whether they are called graphic novels or comics, and I guess there are still plenty of comics out there for kids. However I never had kids and therefore no grandkids and for longer than I care to admit my social life has been limited so I long ago got to a point where I didn’t spend enough time with/around youngsters to get any feel for what they enjoy. I do love reading, but old-fashioned books that I can hold in my hand. If I could afford it I’d have a list of periodicals that would be mainly news but stuff like Scientific American and Smithsonian & other things too. I once was a subcriber to one sports mag but Sports Illustrated lost it’s allure decades ago. I’m kind of a boring old fart at this point.

  2. At this point the only people who believe the former guy are his minions and cult members.
    Apparently there was only one person at Mazars who dealt with him and his “businesses”. They’ll be able to put a lot of the consequences on that person…but they’ll have to deal with the fact that they never checked at all.

  3. Wonderful isn’t it how Hillary Clinton is behind everything – from the FBI spying on him before he lost the election to Mazar’s dumping him as a client.

    “It’s all HER fault and if I can get my hands on her e-mails I’ll prove it”

  4. They’re coming to take you away Donny. Do you think he even knows reality from the voices in his head?. In the words of the immortal bugs bunny….What a maroon!!

  5. Well when you are going to run a crooked set of books you have to have an accountant dumb enough to do it but smart enough to keep it all straight. Now what I think happened was that the feds told them they could skate if they give up the dirty deeds that Donnie has been up to. Now Donnie has a real problem. He doesn’t know what they have tod the feds. And this is somewhat crucial here. When lying to law enforcement you have to all have the same basic story. And there ain’t no way in hell Donnie is going to know what they gave up. I would assume that since we haven’t heard about anyone being arrested over there at the accountants that Donnie is about to get a mighty big obstruction right up the old wassoo. It should be interesting when this finally drops. Someone is in deep doo doo! Awe the morning air. The smell of burning documents.

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