Look, at this point not only is Traitor Tot too stupid to be President, he’s too stupid to be left free wandering around without a Nurse Cratchit following him around with one of those rubber spring leashes that mothers tether themselves to their toddler at the wrist with.
El Pendejo Presidente has always been a transactional thinker, concentrating on one thing at a time, but this whole Jeffrey Epstein debacle of his own making has now crossed the realm into obsessive self destructive behavior. And it’s only going to get worse and more dangerous for him.
For starters, let’s go with the simple stupid one, Trump’s demand that his Attorney General Baywatch Barbie to have the courts unseal the transcripts of the Grand Jury that indicted Jeffrey Epstein, so it can be properly redacted and released to the public. Talk about desperate and pathetic.
This is like a magician trying to switch a rabbit from his pocket to a hat while he tells the kids, Look over here, guys!,” without moving his other hand or having any kind of a bright shiny object in it to distract them. This wouldn’t deceive a puppy in a coma fer Crissakes!
Nobody is going to fall for this. First of all, the grand jury was investigating Epstein and Maxwell, those two would be the focus of the questioning, not Donnie Depends. And if by chance Mighty Mope was mentioned in testimony, you can bet your ass that his name would be redacted as an unconnected third party. This isn’t going to satisfy anyone, and there are already growing choruses from all sides of the spectrum for a independent Special Counsel to be named, not just to look at the grand jury transcript, but to have access to the whole FBI investigation. Good luck trying to sanitize that one, moron.
In terms of a political reward, Pam Bondi is getting totally hosed down with this AG thing, and she could easily end up getting spattered if she doesn’t watch out. When the Jeffrey Epstein scandal started spreading nationally, it came with its own pre-eisting scandal. Remember? The state of Florida had already taken a crack at Epstein, and it turned into a joke in bad taste. They went after him for child sexual abuse charges and human trafficking charges, and the corrupt prosecutor basically pleaded it down to something like Illegally crossing the street with a school child. He got something like 30 days in ockup, and even that was a joke. He was only locked up on weekends, on weekdays he was free to leave the lockup to conduct his business, which probably included assaulting more minors. Pam Bondi spent eight years as the Florida Attorney General, it almost certainly had to be within both her purview as well as her authority to conduct an investigation into the whole thiing and release the results. But apparently it didn’t fit in with her campaign fundraising schedule. But you’ve got to admit, sitting right in the middle of this thing, she sure does make an attractive target to have a dump truck full of sh*t dumped over her head.
But here’s the one where His Lowness leaps the Rubicon into potentially self destructive territory. Today The Rupert Murdoch owned Wall Street Journal broke an article with an allegedly leaked letter from Trump To Epstein. I haven’t read it, but from what I’ve heard, Il Douche doesn’t come off looking very good.
The response of Baron von Schitzenpantz was as predictable as the tide. He immediately turned his horde of legal pound puppies loose to file another show lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ for defamation. This kind of stupid is literally a gift from God. To the rest of us that is, for giving all the stupid to Trump.
Here’s why. You and I almost certainly don’t have enough fingers, and likely not even enough toes to count the number of times that FrankenTrump has been involved in civil litigation, either as a claimant or respondent. And in this case, Traitor Tot’s only prayer is that the judge throws the case out of court on merit in the initial hearing. If not, then The Pampers President just fashioned his own cross, and handed Rupert Murdoch the hammer and nails.
In every single civil case that Trump has taken part in, what is the one common thing that all of them shared, if the case passed the preliminary hearing? A little legal process called discovery. Which is the exchange of relevant information to the trial between the two sides.
And one of the legal processes of discovery is a little legal nugget called witness depositions. And since it’s clear that he never thought of this when he filed, one can only hope that when his legal beagles sit him down and remind him of it, he breaks out in a cold sweat.
If Trump goes through with this suit, Murdoch’s lawyers are going to sit him down in a conference room and ask him anything they want as long as it’s relevant to the case. The deposition will be taped, and if the case goes to trial, it can be played in order to impeach Trump’s inconsistent testimony from the stand. Think about that for a minute.
How many times on the news have you seen a tape of Trump, sitting in a chair, bent over with his hands clasped, looking for all the world like Michael Keaton’s fictional mobster Johnny Dangerously, while a legal barracuda, usually a woman, turns him into chum. By the time they’re done, Trump will have the words Jeffrey Epstein carved on his ass in tooth marks.
Personally, I’m having the time of my life. This gives me a reason, besides Cocoa Krispies to get out of bed in the morning. Think of all of the past scandals, both political as well as personal in Trump’s life just in the past 12 years alone. So many of them were self iinflicted funshot wounds, but His Lowness always skated with minimal to no damage. Why? Because he always had his toadying GOP caucus and his MAGA mental midgets to snap in line when he bellowed, Move along, move along. Nothing to see here! But this time, it’s his MAGA base that’s fueling the bonfire, and that’s giving his toadying GOP minions to ditch his ass like a bad habit in pursuit of base absolution and reelection. Trump is truly a man on an island, and I sincerely hope that the lone palm tree falls over, with the coconuts in the shark infested water.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
