Would you ask the circus fat lady to tell you how to lose weight? Would you ask the man next to you in the unemployment line for stock market tips? Would you ask Donald Trump what a smart man says to prove that he’s smart? Maybe if you’re a MAGA this third proposition would seem reasonable to you.
We live in strange political times when apparently a lot of the country is semi-comatose, because they don’t seem to realize that Trump is actually taking a third run at the presidency and he’s considerably battier than when he ran the first two times. Not to mention the inconvenient facts of those four indictments and 91 felony counts. Ouch. But here’s what Trump believes will overcome those liabilities. Pay close attention to the second clip pointing out his screw ups.
DEMENTIA J. TRUMP ENDORSES TWO CANDIDATES IN THE SAME PRIMARY🤦🏼♂️
And, supposed to say "the U.S. economy," instead says "the EUNICE ECONOMY."
The cheese whiz has slid completely off Trump's cracker. It's cognitive collapse
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— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) December 14, 2023
And oh yes, we believe that Trump could live to be 200. Uh huh.
Trumpty outweighs Uncle Joe by over 100 pounds, maybe 130. Or, here’s another way to look at it: you could have Melania and Ivanka on one scale and Trumpty on another one, and he’d weigh more than both of them. Wow.
Aren’t you relieved that he only wants to be dictator for one day? Remember that old TV show from the 50’s, Queen For A Day? Where some gals would tell a hard luck story and the audience would vote on who had it the roughest and she would be crowned Queen For A Day? Then the coronation would take place and this lucky woman would get a washing machine, and some new curtains and a year’s supply of Kraft macaroni and cheese and other treasures. That’s what Trump’s comment made me think of, The Apprentice: Dictator Edition, or Trump As Queen For A Day.
Who knows? He might even forget about the dictator comment by the end of the year. He seems to be only capable of a few basic lines: One, Mar-a-Lago was not worth $18,000,000 but a kazillion dollars more; two, he has presidential immunity, when he does not; and he’s not really a crook with several lawsuits running simultaneously, it’s all election interference.
That’s the mantra, along with person, woman, man, camera, TV and it all equals dementia.
On DON THE CON’S longevity, either there are a lot of preservatives in his daily serving a hamburgers, or maybe they are putting it in the cokes he demands throughout the day…. or Satan doesn’t want HIM showing up in HELL.
I’m not sure about Auld Nick not wanting him – he probably has a job lined up for him where really unrepentant sinners are forced to listen while he lectures/orates/rants at them ad infinitum
Trumpshit crazy. I like that. Let’s work to get into the American lexicon. We’ve really treated bats unfairly and this is so much more appropriate.
Bats,are cute and serve a useful purpose by eating insects, thus helping keep the mosquito population down.
Trump serves no purpose benefiting anyone than himself. His refusal to install sprinklers in Trump Tower because he is a cheapass developer killed an elderly tenant.
Maybe he’ll remember when he sold that ten inch thick file of national defense secrets to putin that has yet to be found! I can’t decide who I hate more…this fascist child killing pig or the 76 million fascists child killing swine that call themselves ‘citizens’ that voted for him and PLAN TO DO IT AGAIN!
So we just need 86 or 88 more million to vote for a real President.
Vote Blue.
Embarrass tRump even more this time. He’s a loser.