For a man whose lawyer describes him as “incredibly intelligent,” it’s amazing how little Donald Trump actually knows. He doesn’t know how to use a computer, we are told, and nowadays children are taught to do that. I’m given to understand that kids learn how to type at age six, in my day we learned that in high school on manual typewriters.
But Donald Trump never learned anything. He complained the other day that Wharton School of Finance didn’t teach him about mugshots. No, and they didn’t teach him basic spelling or grammar, I’m sure about that. This next entry from Trump’s Truth Social daily Rorschach proves he doesn’t know about phones or basic English.
Apparently Wharton School doesn't teach you spelling either. "Roomer" fucking idiot. pic.twitter.com/6Ahx5eBGjZ
— Amy Lynn🐇💀 (@AmyLynnStL) August 28, 2023
Now this ties in with Trump’s next eff up. Trump doesn’t know the difference between “rumor” and “roomer,” clearly. He doesn’t read. You only learn these things by reading. So whatever comes up on the phone is what comes up on the phone and don’t expect Trumpty to know the difference or how to edit his own work. Are you kidding?
Trump went in and deleted the post above, and reposted with rumor spelled correctly. That’s why I used a Twitter screenshot.
Now this next beauty, as Trump would call it, because that’s one of his 200 vocabulary words, shows Trump not only can’t spell, he doesn’t know how phones work.
Look at the spelling of fascists. Trump can’t spell it, plus he doesn’t know that when the phone is in all-caps mode, it doesn’t correct misspellings. It just accepts them, figuring you’re writing an acronym or something. Little did the developers figure that they needed to allow for temper tantrums and wire the auto-correct in to somehow recognize screaming.
And what is truly comical, is that both of these screwed up posts were pointed out shortly after he posted them, but he only corrected the one. Maybe he’s disputing the spelling of fascism. Maybe Trump world is like Wonderland in that sense, too, that the words not only mean what you want them to mean, by God they’re spelled how you want them to be spelled.
Trump’s other posts just go on to declare how biased Judge Chutkan is and how the January 6 committee destroyed all the evidence. Look, Donald, you and John Lauro need to get your stories straight. Is the issue that there is no evidence, because it’s all been destroyed or that there are mountains of evidence, far too much to go through between now and trial? It can’t be both. Pick one or pick the other. Or is Lauro planning to argue in the alternative and see which one sticks? Anything is possible with this crowd.
Oh, and Trump asks “When will Deranged Jack Smith Criminally Charge the Committee?” When Hell freezes over, Donald. But hold your breath and turn blue waiting for it, by all means. Got enough ketchup bottles on hand?
a very good post. But you forgot that he has been “indicated” four times. this he has yet to figure out. Go figure!!
You’re absolutely right. He doesn’t know “indicted” from “indicated” and figures the machine will do it.
Yes, it’s unpresidented.
Hmmm.
‘There’s no evidence against me’
does seem to clash starkly with
‘There’s far too much evidence for anyone to consider it all in time’
So at least one of those statements is a lie.
How about both?
They’re going to have to agree to argue one of those things, no evidence, too much to analyze. it’s pretty wild when a client is saying one thing and the lawyer is saying another.
Well, he HAS been trying awfully hard to make Fascism “Fashionable!”
Maybe that’s what he thinks the word means, “fashist-ion-able.” Something that’s in style. And he’s the epitome of style, right?
“He’s got to be the stupidest son of a bitch alive…but he sure is fast”…from Forrest Gump.
Good news Forrest…you’re no longer the stupidist son of a bitch alive…and you’re still fast.
Forrest may not have been smart but he was wise. That was the magic of that character. The only thing wise about Trump is his back teeth — assuming he’s still got them.
In fairness, the German translation of “fascism” is “Faschismus” and “fascist” is “faschistisch” (as an adjective; “Faschist” when used as a proper noun). In German, to pronounce the “sh” sound, you spell it as “sch.”
(Something I learned from my father when I was a child.) This is what a child asked his teacher after getting an F on his spelling test: “If s i z o r s don’t spell scissors, what do it spell?” Some people, such as that jerk Trump, never learn anything.
The Wharton School of Finance did not teach idiot boy about mug shots perhaps because they were busy trying to teach him, unsuccessfully, how to avoid having one taken. Seems like he did not learn anything during his stay there.
Hmm, Trump “won” an impeachment. I didn’t realize it was a contest. What was the prize? And . . . someone needs to teach all these rethugs the difference between fascists and marxists, as he lumps them together as lunatics, which they are, though certainly none are currently serving on the left side of the congressional aisles.