Trump Campaign Rulebook. A) Open Mouth B) Insert Foot

I’ll tell you this, as long as Traitor Tot and Beggar Vance keep running for President, I won’t need Viagra. These two ass clowns are like a political porn flick. Mostly BDSM and self flagellation.

And here’s the hysterical part. It isn’t like they’re running any sort of a traditional political campaign, with complicated issues and programs to remember and keep straight. The Trump base playbook is moronically simple, a) Racism, b) Sexism, )c Misogyny, and d) petty white grievance. And yet these imbeciles can’t even do that right!

For instance. Two days ago Governor Tim Walz appeared before a conference of the national firefighters union, receiving a standing ovation. Smelling a snake pit, traitor Tot sent Vance to speak instead. When Vance told the crowd that he and Trump were the most pro worker ticket in history, he was roundly booed, which led him to say, Wow, looks like we’ve got some fans here along with some haters. Great sh*t. That’s like a guy telling a girl, I’d love to take you out on Saturday night, just so long as you know, you’re fat and ugly. Don’t hold your breath for that endorsement, chump.

And now Traitor Tot has stepped on his crank with his golf cleats again. For weeks now he’s been slip-sliding away from Project 2025, and trying to minimize his contact with the abortion issue. And now, in one brain dead moment, he managed to piss off his only remaining stalwart monolithical base. The Evangelicals.

Here’s how it went down. Yesterday, MSNBC reporter Dasha Burns, whose unfortunate job it is to follow Traitor Tot around like a puppy chasing a stick, somehow or other managed to trap Trump into a corner. Whereupon she asked him straight out if he planned to vote for or against the pro choice initiative on the Florida ballot in November? The reply was authentic Trump quality gibberish;

Well, I’ve always thought that a six week abortion ban was too restrictive, and I said that back when they were trying to pass it. But the Democrats nine month abortion plan is ridiculous. This hits the spot in the middle, at 20 weeks, so I’ll most likely be voting for it in November.

SNAP! The response was immediate, and harsh. The Trump campaigns Volunteer Coordinator admitted to a reporter that the phone and text likes were burning up with furious Evangelicals telling the campaign to Take their names off of the volunteer list until Trump gets his head out of his ass. Worse, some of them were threatening to sit out November. And that’s just the volunteers, who knows how riled up the rest of these bush burners are.

And it’s not like Traitor Tot wasn’t already on notice from Evangelicals that he was on probation. As much as the Hillbilly Imbecile would love to criminalize IVF, Trump has shied away from that landmine, stating that he’d veto any bill like that that crossed his desk. Which led the refried Jesus wheezers to angrily reply that IVF was going to be on the ballot this November, whether he likes it or not. And now there’s an Evangelicals for Harris group that raised more than $100,000 in an online rally, and got a sh*tload if signed pledges to vote for Harris in November.

This is what happens when your entire political strategy is words that you first learned on your Daddy’s knee, Everybody else is suckers! That worked fine for his riff-raff base, half of whom admitting that they honestly didn’t give a sh*t about Traitor Tot and his policies, they just loved pissing off liberals. But ideological voters aren’t to be trifled with, and His Lowness is about to find that out. After all, since they got Roe was overturned, they really don’t need him anymore. And he’s about to find that out. Don’t touch that dial.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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