What you’re about to read is Donald Trump’s masterpiece. This is the ne plus ultra of tweets. It does not get any better (read “worse” “deranged” “psychotic”) than this. This is the gold standard, the platonic ideal, if you will, right here. Notice how it begins with “Maggot” instead of Maggie and “Hagerman” instead of Haberman. If there is an 8-year-old on any playground, anywhere, who can bottom this, I want to meet the child.

It’s unclear exactly which “FAKE story” he’s griping about. Probably this one, the Trump On Trial newsletter, but we can’t be sure.

“Chocking like a dog?” Did anybody else see this? Because none of the reporters did, at least the ones at the three outlets whose coverage I read when Trumpty Dumpty went zooming out the door after his Perry Mason ploy bombed bigly. It’s interesting that Trump’s opining “THEY NO LONGER HAVE A WITNESS OR A CASE,” when the truth of the matter is: 1) the case has basically been decided and Trump has been found liable, the State of New York is now merely assessing damages; 2) there are lots of witnesses to be heard, including Trump’s elder daughter and apple of his eye, Ivanka.

And Ivanka is not the only Trump who has to testify. Donald Trump himself has to testify and Haberman commented on the “level of rancor with the judge” not “being helpful to him” at a time when he’s trying to save his company.

Or, maybe this article in Huffington Post, where Haberman talks about Mark Meadows flipping is what has Trump so incensed.

While some of the details around the terms of the reported deal remain unclear, Haberman said the news could spell trouble for Trump given Meadows was one of his closest aides during the 2020 election and the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection.

“This feels a little different in terms of some of the specifics of what he is said to have said, and this really drills down on him, according to ABC, saying bluntly this wasn’t stolen, he supposedly told Trump that they weren’t proving this and that he had questions about it,” Haberman told CNN’s “The Source.” “That was the first time I had heard anything like that.”

“There is no question,” Haberman added, “Mark Meadows was at the center of so much of this. He was talking to so many people and he could speak to Trump’s mindset in a very specific way.”

Anybody see anything there to justify Trump having a psychotic episode like the one he had on social media today? Maybe it’s the comment about Meadows understanding Trump’s “mindset.”

What I get from this is that there is something that triggered Trump and what I speculate it is, is that he realizes that now, since his Perry Mason ploy didn’t work and Judge Engoron didn’t immediately stipulate to a directed verdict (which if Trump had the sense of a gnat and listened to his lawyers, he would have known would not happen) the trial is actually going to continue day to day until it is concluded. And that’s what’s making him crazy, I believe.

I think that he was pinning his hopes on his ploy working and then he went off the deep end and ran from the courtroom when it didn’t. This is a foreshadowing of how he’s going to go off the deep end when he loses again in November. Or, God forbid he doesn’t lose and regains the Oval Office, he’s still not going to be able to self pardon — unless he literally dismantles America and invokes martial law on his first day. Then the question will be whether the military will back his play.

The man has serious mental problems. He’s been insulting people on Twitter since the inception of Twitter but he’s becoming progressively more and more unglued.

Every day Trump tells himself a new set of lies. He tells himself the court case in New York will be over. He tells himself he’ll be able to avoid gag orders, or fines for ignoring gag orders. He tells himself he’s going to get reelected. He tells himself a lot of batshit things. And then he bangs out what’s going through his mind on the keypad of his phone.

This is Trump’s mental landscape. It makes the visions of Salvador Dali look pedestrian and plain by comparison. The man is mentally gone.

And that’s bad enough. But there’s an even greater tragedy. The GOP is so thoroughly phuqued up, that they propose to put somebody in this condition on their 2024 ticket in the top slot. The man is in no condition to be a White House page, let alone run the government.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Ms. Ellis heard from God the election was stolen,(stollen?). The newly appointed speaker heard from God women are killing future workers, and should go to prison. He also heard God gave him his new job. Kari Lake heard from God she won the governor’s race. Trump heard from God he’s the new messiah, and the next Nelson Mandela. The Israelis and the Muslim extremists heard from God they both own the same land, and, therefore its ok to massacre innocent children.I don’t know who this ‘God’ is, but he must be smoking crack. I haven’t heard a goddamn thing, and I spent years studying the good book to discern whatever truth I could find to guide my way. I’m pissed.

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  2. The malodorous mango could produce his own sitcom series titled “My Declining Years”. You want to, as you say “… meet the child …” – give his offspring a bell. There’s at least one of his offspring that could “… bottom … [his] “worse” “deranged” “psychotic” … gold standard …”. If not, he’s failed – on this planetarium – to install his teachings in them. Oh, that’s right, everything he touches is doomed to fail, doesn’t it – abjectly so, it seems. That image line “Sir the people of earth want you to leave” is priceless. The protectors of the stellarium won’t allow his entry, because he’s not stardust, in any way shape or form, but a failed and failing sooty black arsehole.

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  3. He’s thinking ahead – when Trump Farce One takes off for some non-extraditable country, he will yell at the ground cfrew “Chocks away!!”

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  4. Traitor Tot is not fit to clean the White House toilets (though my Traitor Tot toilet brush works ok!)! Maybe when he is in prison, he could clean the toilets there…

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    • I sure wouldn’t trust him in the prison laundry. He just might make Stephen King’s classic story “The Mangler” seem.prophetic.

  5. Perhaps he will join his friend Vladimir Putin, who is reported to have died this evening. General SVR on Telegram says there is a power struggle going on in the Kremlin and Putin’s doctors and his entourage are under a lock-down imposed by the Secretary of the Security Council, Nikolai Patrushev. Bon voyage!

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  6. I’ve never understood the infatuation of the reality Television lie, 📺
    you know it’s fake,it’s the three card Monty

    Growing up as a minimum wage laborer we partook of the illegal, drank heavily and played cards, you put your money down,hard earned
    you see the tells
    Dear America it’s Steve
    please see the tells
    I really miss those card games, not just the rush

    acy duecy, between the sheets, I miss the person I was,
    that silly punk, that truly believes

    in tomorrow

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