This is in keeping with the low rent tone of this misadministration. Donald Trump was on Newsmax tonight and when asked about his press secretary, he enthused about what a “star” she has become. “That face” “those lips, the way they move.” What’s that you say? Which set of lips is Trump talking about? Wellll, that’s a good question. And since we’re dealing with Mr. Lo Klass himself, I think that we’re not the weird ones if we start to think that way. Although if Hucky Boo Boo Sanders was still the press secretary, she would tell us to get our minds out of the gutter, the scion of morality that she is.
You really have to listen to how he talks about her lips. The text doesn’t do it justice. https://t.co/GJaDpumy6V
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 2, 2025
“Those lips move like she’s a machine gun.” Yeah, I think our x-rated interpretation of this crack is actually on the money. And this is the party of family values, friends. This is the hero of the Evangelical Christians right here, talking about Mary Magdalene, the White House press secretary.
America used to be a classy place. It certainly isn’t that now. I hope that we can live this down. I wonder if Mike Johnson is cringing right now, wondering what he’s going to say when asked about this. Or, maybe Mike is going to follow in Jim Bakker’s footsteps and talk to televangelism. Pays a lot more than being a congressman, I am given to understand. You can sell everything from theme park memberships to buckets of apocalyptic food, guaranteed to last 25 years.
I see that as Mike’s destiny. And hey, he’s already been associated with Noah’s Ark, right? You see, this is the next reality TV show that Mike and Donald will do together, The Apprentice: Perverts and Religious Hypocrites Edition.
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these Trump women are flattered for sure.
Their menfolk train ’em up right! 🤓
Those lips that move like a machine gun. Where are the memes? Lincoln Project, Meidas Touch, where are the memes?
Lecherous Lamp Ray
Hmmm I wonder how Ms Leavitt’s hubby, Nic Riccio, will react to this. I know how I’d react if Trumpler had been fantasizing on TV about my wife’s lips: I’d have a wee word in his ear just before he lost consciousness.
Having heard my share of “locker room talk” over the years, I can assure you that when a man like Agent Orange becomes fascinated by a woman’s lips, it’s not about the words coming out of them.
The description disgusting pig comes to mind.