The Whorehouse Court

All I know is that I wouldn’t want to see the portrait that John Roberts has hanging in his attic

This took a while. I must admit, when i woke up this morning and heard the recap of the Supreme Court’s ruling on absolute immunity, and what it meant in practical terms, I was so pissed off I literally thought I was going blind. But as I rook a few deeps breaths to keep from having to call an ambulance, and actually started listening to the expert analysis, I realized a few things.

The first thing is that Chief Justice Roberts is every bit as craven and cowardly as any other MAGAt screaming their heads off at a Trump rally, prostrating themselves before their Lord and Master. The second was that Roberts is every bit as stupid and imbecilic as the Master he serves. And the last thing was that I had gravely misjudged Roberts, his personality and his motives, from the start.

I have written previously about what I like to call the Roberts legacy, and the effect it would have on the man and his thinking when it came to some of his rulings. After all, Roberts is not a spring chicken anymore, he’s rapidly approaching breasting the 70 tape. And when a man gets to that age, he starts thinking about what kind of a historical legacy he is going to leave behind.

And what has been Roberts judicial legacy so far? I dunno. How about flooding electoral politics with literally billions of dollars in dark money contributions? How about breaking the back of the voting rights act? How about gutting the Civil Rights Act? How about overturning 50 years of SCOTUS precedent on abortion with the Dobbs case? How about gutting Affirmative Action for college admissions?

Roberts has resided over the farthest right, most politically and ideologically motivated court in Supreme Court history. Time to balance the scales for his legacy’s sake. That’s why I wrote about after the departure of Justice Kennedy, Roberts taking the swing vote position on civil rights and personal freedom issues. Time to moderate his stance some, and make his legacy more centrist.

And it’s not like I was just blowing this line of reasoning out of my ass. I had the perfect example. Tubby the Ewok. After three years of doing a nonstop Neil-and Bob on Trump, a reporter asked William Barr if he wasn’t worried about what his historical legacy would be? To which Barr blithely replied, What do I care? I’ll be dead.

Yeah. Until he was out, and his wife, kids and grandchildren hammered him over being such an *ssholoe, and smearing the family name. Then Barr suddenly goes on a national reputation rehab tour, telling everybody who would listen what a despicable street thug Trump was. Why wouldn’t Roberts try to rehabilitate his judicial legacy before it was too late?

Here’s why. Because Roberts is the worst possible combination of a judge, which is normally a lawyer with political connections. Roberts doesn’t give a sh*t, he runs a far right judicial whorehouse, and he’s the Madam. At least Xaviera Hollander, the New York Happy Hooker Madam of the 1970’s made sure her brothel was solid class. That’s why she had an A-List clientele. The girls were clean, neat, well spoken, and drug and addiction free. Roberts doesn’t give a sh*t about what kinds of kinks his hookers like Alioto, Thomas and Kavanaugh have. He dresses them up in f*ck-me-heels, plops them on a sofa, and waits for the next john that wants to rent them for a couple of hours.

Roberts doesn’t care. He should be standing leaning on a lamppost across the street from the gate at Pearl Harbor, waiting for sailors. With a prostitute. it’s all about the money. But for a glorified judicial street whore like Roberts and his harem, it’s all about the politics and the ideology. Who cares what the straights think? decades from now far right conservative operatives and legal minds will be toasting his courage and foresight. Maybe they’ll put up a f*cking statue of him.

But here’s why Roberts and his other flunkies, barring Justice Barrett, who actually proposed a workable solution to the issue, are as imbecilic as their Glorious Bleater. Like a Madam whose crib got busted, Roberts sold himself cheap on the street in desperation.

Look at today’s ruling. At its core, what was it about? Absolute presidential immunity. Now, let’s look at the simple facts. It took this country 240 years to actually elect a President so blatantly criminal and corrupt that he actually needed absolute immunity to stay out of state and federal prison for the rest of his miserable life. And with any kind of luck at all, should the Republic survive, it will be another 240 years before it comes up again! Yes, this is now case precedent. But what is it case precedent of? It’s precedent for an event similar to winning the Mega Millions jackpot twice! The odds of such an event aren’t even worth considering!

And here’s the McGuffin. Roberts. f*cking. knows. it. Him and the rest of his cut rate bimbos. Read the ruling. Every. Single. Exception. of presidential immunity that Roberts and the girls carved out dealt specifically with Trump’s outstanding criminal cases. The Roberts brothel wasn’t setting historical case precedent, they were giving Trump a get-out-of-jail-free card. Come on! When is the next time we’re going to be saddled with a rogue criminal President who needs to avail himself of such protection?

Besides, there’s absolutely nothing new in the ruling. We have always known that official acts carry absolute immunity, while unofficial acts do not. But Roberts gave himself away by tailoring the exceptions to Trump’s cases. And the funny thing is that while it may take months, if not more than a year, it’s highly unlikely to work. For a variety of reasons. Let’s look at the cases one at a time.

As we speak, Trump’s legal carp have already submitted a motion to New York District Judge Juan Merchan that in light of today’s ruling, the conviction must be vacated. What a crock of sh*t! Their point is that in pre-trial hearings, they objected to several texts from Trump to Barr, discussing his payments to Cohen for having paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to shut up. They now claim that those communications were privileged under presidential immunity. Poppycock.

Get used to these three words, because you’re going to have them leaking out your ass by the time this is over. Crime/ Fraud. Exception. Communications between a client and his attorney, whether President or not are privileged, with one exception. You cannot use privileged communications to discuss the furtherance of a crime. That’s the ruling Judge Merchan used in allowing them to be used at trial, and at least as far as the New York appellate courts are concerned, the crime fraud exception will almost certainly negate presidential immunity. Simply because paying off a porn star is not an official function.

Similar with Jack Smith’s DC J6 case. Smith nailed Trump for Obstruction of an Official Proceeding, but he did it by highlighting Traitor Tots personal involvement in engineering the fake elector vote scheme, which sure as hell is the altering or defacing of an official document. Trump’s ambulance chasers will claim that this was a part of his official duties as President in ensuring a fair and free election. Just one small problem. Nowhere in the US Constitution, FEC law, or federal law does the President have any active role in the administering and certification of a national election. Even the Vice President has only a ceremonial role. Judge Chutkan is going to eat that up.

Now for the Mar-A-Slobo documents trial. Once Smith gets rid of the Kindergarten Judge, this is a walkover. Trump’s legal pound puppies will claim that Trump’s transfer of classified documents to his private, unsecured putt-putt golf club was an official act, since he was still President. OK, fine, I’ll give you the layup. But here’s where the wheels fall off the Klown Kar.

On January 20th, 2021, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr became President of the United States. One of his first official acts was to strip Trump of his security clearances. All of them. Trump was now a private citizen with no clearance to possess those documents. And a former President has no presidential immunity, unless granted by the current President. Biden declined.

Trump was a private citizen with no security clearance when the National Archives contacted him and asked him for their records back. Trump refused. Then the FBI intervened, and threatened a subpoena for return of the documents. Trump- refused, then obstructed justice, moved the documents to prevent their discovery, and even attempted to flood the room with the servers for the security cameras to try to hide his perfidy. And all of those acts were undertaken by a private citizen with no possible immunity. With an unbiased judge, it’s a slam dunk case, and not a single Roberts engineered immunity that can save him.

So yeah, I was uber pissed. But you know what? When I cut back my thrusters, actually started listening to the details, I chewed it over, and finally took it for what it was. Another craven, politically motivated John Roberts f*ck up. And with the full power of the United States Supreme court behind him? He still can’t get half of this sh*t right. His law clerks are better jurists than he and the rest of his cheap whores are. Here endeth the lesson.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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