Poor Marco Rubio. I mean no one takes the guy seriously anyway, and now even less so now that he has been called out mid “Joe Biden weak balloon” rant on “This Week with George Stephanopoulos”, and informed that, in fact, Chinese Spy Balloons had transited parts of the U.S. 3 different times during the administration of his verified owner, Donald Trump.

You can actually watch his stupid face droop.

Of course the three balloon story is being vigorously disputed by drumpf and his minions, the latest argument being the Pentagon withheld that particular piece of vital intel from the idiot-in-chief… either that or he didn’t bother to read it…


“On Saturday, President Joe Biden had the mysterious, marauding Chinese balloon — which may or may not have been spying on Americans — shot down. The incident inspired lots of far right attacks on the sitting commander-in-chief, who they claimed was weak. Trump would have never let this kind of thing happen, they said. Then the Pentagon revealed he did. Thrice. So the former president did what he always does when news makes him and his cronies look bad: He simply denied it.

“The Chinese Balloon situation is a disgrace, just like the Afghanistan horror show, and everything else surrounding the grossly incompetent Biden Administration,” Trump railed on his rinky-dink Twitter clone. “They are only good at cheating in elections, and disinformation — and now they are putting out that a Balloon was put up by China during the Trump Administration, in order to take the ‘heat’ off the slow moving Biden fools. China had too much respect for ‘TRUMP’ for this to have happened, and it NEVER did. JUST FAKE DISINFORMATION!”

Elsewhere in Republican Land, Marco Rubio went on ABC’s This Week to rant about Biden’s balloon weakness — only to seemingly learn on the air that the same thing happened to Trump on multiple occasions. His face was priceless.“

Boy was it:


Of course MAGA types swarmed Krassentein’s post informing us that this could not have happened since it was denied by Trump, Pompeo and MTG – three of this century’s more accomplished liars:

Yeah, that group is my go to for unfettered honesty 🙄🙄🙄

Whatever, fuck them.



As was the shutting of his mouth.

Or for other reasons $$$


I don’t know if there is a Bible quote for this one, Lil Marco, maybe that “beam in your eye” thing…

Maybe you can find a better one before you embarrass yourself on TV again.

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  1. A gang of liars lie about what the pentagon said. Shocked! Oh and the list of deniers tries to indict corporate media who kissed trump’s ass for the past seven years? Bolton a Trump hater? Really? Wonder why he didn’t expose the corruption until after frump falls flat and he’s now selling a book? Some folks, 28%, believe ANYTHING no matter the facts. Drink your poison grapejuice and free up the space for rational people.

  2. If you want to hide something from TFG, just present it as reading material, like the Presidential Daily Brief. I am quite amused by this realization.

  3. L’il marco is never going to be a man. Oh, chronologically he might be but emotionally and I.Q.-wise he’ll never be more than a lying little boy.

  4. Yeah he’s like the boy with chocolate around his mouth swearing he didn’t eat it. Someone could do him a lot of good with a round of questions and everytime he lied, beat his ass. I would volunteer both of my grandmas but they have left this world…we think.


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