Shemane Nugent, wife of The MotorCity MAGA-Man Ted, who, in his long sunset moment of fame wrote songs about illegal sexual escapades with underage girls, seems in this video to emulate her lard and savior Donald J. drumpf, recounting an obvious fever dream she had in which women approach her, tears in their eyes, thanking her for leading them to the rainbow and lollipop filled land of MAGA fulfillment.
She is so full of crap that even The poontang proselytizer himself cannot keep from discreetly rolling his eyes…
Y’all… this is a Fucking cult. Can we just agree on that fact please?
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) August 28, 2022
No argument here, JoJo.
Anyone outside of the cult would believe that. I had to LOL about Ted claiming he doesn’t do judgement calls. The same guy that was singing about laying waste to Hillary with a M-16 in 2016.
— David Rosenberg 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@davesrose16) August 28, 2022
Hil couldn’t pick Nugent out of a lineup, Rose, which is a shame as she might have to one day.
My very favorite gif of the day. I’m stealing, saving and will be using until after 11/8. Thank you!
— Julie Andry (@julieandry1) August 28, 2022
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— rcdlv 🇺🇦 (@rcdlv1) August 28, 2022
Yup.
It’s possible they were crying because she puts her perfume on with a power sprayer.
— Milton Fletcher (@mfletcher530) August 28, 2022
😂😂😂
Quite the touching “Sir” story pic.twitter.com/naZ4AtlpvC
— Kuimba Shujaa (@Kuimba_Kuimba) August 28, 2022
😂😂😂
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— D P Price (@dp_price3) August 28, 2022
— sharon shepard (@sshepard10) August 28, 2022
Why do these elaborate tales always but always include “tears in their eyes”. A telltale sign it is blatantly untrue.
— DevinsCat 🇺🇸🌻💛💙 (@DevinsCat1) August 28, 2022
Yup
The 10 commandments are considered a pillar of freedom by our founding fathers, @TedNugent?
Survey says…. pic.twitter.com/l1VHisan2e
— I'm just here for the ambiance (@Arcadecabz) August 28, 2022
Aaaargh… truth, Ted cannot compute!
I gotta get me one of these👇👇👇
— BAB (@babyogi) August 28, 2022
Nobody knows or cares about her or her dirty diapered, draft dodger washed up spouse pic.twitter.com/g6VMZjLDkV
— ⚜️💅🏽 Dark Brandon's FAAFO Mode 💅🏽⚜️ (@MzSailiante) August 28, 2022
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Nothing like a good cuppa Joe…
You don’t say… pic.twitter.com/gl22S28jIe
— Jose Silva (@joss1_1) August 28, 2022
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'Things That Never Happened' for $500, Alex. pic.twitter.com/kOsgRQr3Kr
— Rhys (@Rhys604) August 28, 2022
Straight out of central casting.
— Dr. Ohm 🇺🇲🌊🇺🇦 (@HereToRebuild) August 28, 2022
Of course…
"women are coming up to her with tears in their eyes"
How do they even know who she is?
Most people couldn't even recognize her husband.— Bernard Silverman (@DonKeehotey) August 28, 2022
Yup
Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!
Oh ok…you have to understand… both of them were tripping on shrooms…
— barberofsevere 💙🌈🎶🏳️🌈 (@barberofsevere) August 28, 2022
Thanks for the chuckles, Ron!
Cat Scratch Fever teddy? More like catshit fever that metastasized into nazi swine flu. Did she say something? All I heard was squealing. We may need industrial strength earplugs as I expect the decibel level to reach a fever pitch.
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Surely nobody expected nugent to marry a particularly intelligent person right? Or someone slightly honest? I mean, come on F.F.S.
He literally s**t his pants in front of a draft board to get out of going to Vietnam. But he’ll threaten his fellow citizens with violence now because now he feels the need to prove his masculinity to somehow make up for his earlier cowardice. What a piece of s**t.
Toxic masculinity is the refuge of the insecure. In Nugents case, it’s also feelings of inadequacy manifesting in a desire to compensate for real or perceived ‘shortcomings’. No one who is secure in their masculinity has ANY NEED OR DESIRE for an assault rifle. Only those with real or perceived teeny weeny peenies need a gun as a substitute penis.
Idiots on parade, which Nugent and his wife surely are, attract more idiots on parade in a country where the only real religion is money and stupidity.
Don’t forget hypocrisy for the unholy trinity!