It’s Wednesday October 22 and we find out for certain today that the entire East Wing is going to be a pile of rubble, in the name of Donald Trump’s ballroom — which some wags are calling the Epstein Ballroom. Careful what you joke about. Donald will think that’s very satirical and BAM! We’ll have a major edifice inside an American landmark named after a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker. Trump was challenged earlier today about his “lack of transparency” and the orange man does not like criticism or challenges of any kind. The reporter asking the question was berated but not yet beheaded, so at least some guardrails of the rule of law are momentarily holding.
Q: What is your response to people who say you haven't been transparent enough about demolishing the East Wing?
Trump: I showed this to everybody. Third rate reporters didn't see it because they didn't look. You're a third rate reporter. Always have been pic.twitter.com/EZSXkUzkGG
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) October 22, 2025
And now, because the Great Cosmic Law Of Social Media so decrees it, here is the proof that Trump is lying through his teeth. Again. And always.
Trump: “It won’t touch it”
It’s the Epstein Ballroom. Trump will let it touch whatever it wants. pic.twitter.com/qGIQ1rHZwe
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 22, 2025
Listen, if you were demented and aging and forgetful, not to mention deceptive to begin with, you would be sundowning and hostile, too, when asked a basic question.
This confirms everybody’s worse fears that “ball room” is in and “ballroom” was only the cover story.
I’d like them all to ban together. He is abusive. They all should be concerned about the integrity of journalism. He never answers or his answers are not challenged bc so many afraid of being shut down & kicked out.
— Beth Steckler (she/her) (@purplemamabear) October 23, 2025
In fairness, they all came up in a system where access is king. The access to the presidency didn't used to translate as humoring a madman. In this era, that's what it is. The institution of mainstream media isn't going to change overnight, like any institution, alas.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) October 23, 2025
Another day, another set of lies. The picture of the ball room shows an “addition” which swamps the main structure and looks terribly out of place. And that makes it vintage Trump, tacky, tasteless, elephantine, inelegant, and tawdry looking.
And how much you wanna bet that his real goal is to have Caligula-esque old style Roman orgies in there? I’m not joking in the least bit. It could end up being the Epstein ballroom and be the site of a weekly, if not daily, orgy. Nothing is out of bounds with these people.
Should the new building be called a Ballsroom?
A monstrosity, like the man himself.
Ball-Room. Fully equipped with regular beds for normal person sex with a variety of sheets including silk or satin or stuff that will repel massage oils and lubes. Speaking of which there will be kiosks where those romping about can purchase Trump brand oils and lubes as well as sex toys including gigantic Trump signed dildoes (mushroom head optional) because he’s totally for real hung bigger than any male pornstar in history. Sex furniture of course including a BDSM area. It will, to put it in Trump terms be the biggest and best, like nothing anyone has ever seen!
Thanks for ruining my dreams for the foreseeable future, Denis!