In the year 2525, if man is still alive, and if they’re reading history books about the Trump era, they will be falling off their chairs laughing at the spectacle of a former president, who goes to bed after lashing out at his enemies, “Peekaboo James” and the “Lunatic Judge,” and wakes up doing the very same thing. Sounds like a comedy western, doesn’t it? James Garner, where are you when we need you?
Trump is literally losing sleep over this, unless he’s got somebody else ghost writing his posts on Truth Social. And maybe he does. Maybe he’s in a strait jacket these days and somebody else is doing the honors, but this does sound like him.
The first post was done at 12:59 a.m. and the second one at 6:52 a.m., so Trumpty isn’t getting a lot of sleep these days. No, Sir, those eye bags are going to be yuge today, mark my words. I bet a few ketchup bottles go on to their just reward in the landfill, too.
Trump described Judge Arthur Engoron as “vicious, biased, and mean.” Not exactly the same as Wyatt Earp, who was described, in a song at least, as brave, courageous and bold. You see what I want to do this as a comedy.
So that’s what Trumpty went to sleep thinking about and here is what he woke up six hours later thinking about, tiny thumbs a trembling, sweat pouring in rivulets through his cotton candy hair, what’s left of it, and bouncing off his rolls of fat.
Talk about a No No, his calling Letitia James is not the coolest thing in school, either.
That's his code for "Jigaboo" and he knows he can't use that. So it's wink wink nudge nudge time.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) November 3, 2022
Yes, I can see some high school kid in the year 2525, writing a 1,500 word essay on the demons that plagued Donald Trump in the last days of his relevancy. I don’t think it’s overstatement to say that if Trump went to sleep thinking of this and woke up thinking about it, that it’s consuming all his attention. Good. We’re glad we have your attention, Donald.
What doesn’t look like he posted it is the lack of a dozen words in caps.
The sentence construction, especially in the 1st post, is much better than his garbled garbage. Very unlike him.
What’s that sound? A big hog down in the swamp known as florida squealing as his nuts are being squeezed!!!! Suuuuweeee!!!!
Ursula, I had the same thought about his nickname for James.
I blamed autocorrect on his phone.
It must be driving him nuts that the two people currently kicking his flabby ass are both tough black women.
Having lived with a tough black woman from Tuskegee for the past 16 years…I could have warned him & all the racist white repugs…watch your ass as it’s handed to you. If they remove their earrings & shoes…uh oh spagettio.
*holds out hand to hold their jewelry…*
Scott, I accidentally hit the 👎on my way to hit the 👍. I loved your post. I wasn’t given you the raspberries!
LOL …. that was good .
These two women are my sheroes!
Could some kind-hearted legal eagle out there let me know that if Domhnal a’ chaca does go down in New York but still manages to get enough sheeple to vote him back in (Heaven forfend), can he pardon himself so that he can exchange his rent-free accomodation in Attica for Pennsylvania Avenue
ps – for anyone who doesn’t get the Irish quote, google for Seamas a’ chaca (which is how James II is referred to in Ireland and, trust me, complimentary it isn’t)
Seamus an Chaca
I think Dump is done …. It’s over for him