“Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud” When The Dog Bites His Tail

As would be expected, there are several pollsters and focus group moderators are working with largely politically disconnected voters, trying to find out what it would take to tune them back into the process, and get them motivated to vote.

And the answer might surprise you. It wasn’t Roe v Wade, abortion, the cost of living, or even the state of our democracy. When asked as to what political topic interested or confused them the most, the runaway winner was So, what’s this Project 2025 thingy I keep hearing about?

If you’re a Trump campaign manager or GOP operative, your first response is, Sh*t. A double scoop please. No nuts. Because you’ve already got an issue with the potential to blow up in your face, and even swing some Senate seats that should have been easy, the abortion issue. And now the issue that most interests unenlightened, but possinly persuadable voters is a 900 page manifesto to turn 2025 American democracy into 1938 Nazi Germany.

That’s the problem with a cult. It’s insular. And the entire, sole reason that Traitor Tot was able to gain this kind of national prominence and loyal base in the first place was because he was the only one who would say the quiet part out loud. He sounded at his rallies the same way his *sshole supporters sound in the roadhouse on a Friday or Saturday night, in between breaking pool cues and longneck bottles over each others heads.

Here’s why he got away with it until it was too late. Because nobody had ever done it before. Up until then, any time a politician started spouting stupid, nonsensical, racist sh*t, everybody took for granted he was only throwing red meat to the base. Only. Trump. Actually. Tried. To. Follow. Through.

But see, there’s the real problem with a cult. Going all the way back to the Roman Empire, if you’re Emperor Numbus Nuttus I, no matter what Imperial Proclamation you may make, you’re going to have arrogant, sniveling, ambitious underlings start making crazy sh*t up, and trying to enact it in your name. especially with weak minded buffoons like Czar Nicholas of Russia, Louis XIV of France, and El Pendejo Presidente, weak fools more interested in the pomp and circumstance, and palace intrigue, than with the actual job of governing.

And that’s exactly what’s happening here. Trump isn’t even elected yet, and already the main anarchists behind the 2025 Project are all hitting the talk shows, claiming that all of this horse feathers is the official orthodoxy of Trump’s 2nd term.

One of these pendeho jerk-offs, a leading architect of the whole governmental Rube Goldberg device, actually appeared on MSNBC and flatly states that the 2025 GOP 2nd American Revolution would be a totally bloodless revolution, just so long as the Democrats and liberals let it be. Translation: Don’t bitch, or the pencilneck yahoos with the AR-15’s come out of the woodwork.

Trump doesn’t know whether to sh*t,-go-blind,-or-wind-his-watch. These pecker heads are some of his closest former personal advisors, and even cabinet members. There’s no way he can deny knowing them. So, that being said, how does he extricate himself from a situation that has the potential to be Trump’s version of Biden’s debate performance?

Lie his fat ass off. He posted a truly inane and farcical response to the whole Project 2025 kerfuffle on Bullsh*t Social. Basically it went something like, I don’t know anything about the Project 2025 thing. I don’t know who’s behind it, and I’ve never read it (No sh*t, it isn’t a pop-up book). I do know that there are parts I disagree with, there are parts that are wrong, and some of it is just silly and stupid.

O-Tay. So His Lowness knows nothing about it, doesn’t know who’s behind it, has never read it, and yet he knows that there are stupid parts of it that he strongly disagrees with. Right. And people are talking about Biden having lost his fastball.

Give credit where credit is due. This is turning into an almost existential threat for Trump and the GOP because the Democrats turned it into one. The GOP thought they were going to slide into home safe and dry. After all, Baron von Schitzenpants puts out so much insane drivel that the architects thought that this would be just one more insane rant that was widely ignored by the media and the voters.

There’s just one problem. It was too long, and made intricate sense. Il Douche has never put out a position statement that was even coherent, much less contained accurate operational details. And second, Trump has the attention span of a newt. His bloviating tends to be limited to the number of characters he can get into a post on Bullsh*t Social.

Now that the Democrats and the media have the bit well and truly between their teeth, they’re going to run with it like Seattle Slew. And not only The Cheeto Prophet, but GOP Senate and Congressional incumbents and candidates are going to get hammered by Democratic opponents and the media on their response to the project. As the Lieutenant said in Full Metal Jacket, It’s a giant sh*t sandwich, and everybody’s gonna have to take a bite. Bon Appetit boys and girls!

I thank you for the privilege of your time.