In a corollary to “No matter how bad things are they can always get worse” we have the matter of RFK Jr. again in the news. As in ‘No matter how weird we think this guy has been (and still is) he keeps proving he’s weirder than we thought. For reasons I’m not sure even he can explain this guy took the family to the main Kennedy family compound at Hyannis. When it was time to go home he saw a dead whale washed up on the shore. What did he do? He ran down there with a chain saw in the back of the minivan (?), cut it’s head off, put it on top of the minivan and drove the family FIVE HOURS back home with that whale head up there!
First of all, there’s the question of why on a trip to a big family gathering at the heart of their world, the Kennedy compound RFK Jr. would be packing a chainsaw in his minivan. A hunting trip or a getaway to some family cabin in the boonies is one thing but this was a family gathering. I don’t know about you but it sure makes me wonder about the guy. In any case, when I think of the mess it had to have made using a freaking chain saw to cut off the head of a small/young beached whale Kennedy had to have been covered in whale bits, blood and nasty smelling whale body juices. Did he at least do his family the favor of walking back down to the water and sloshing around for a while to get the worst of it off him? His daughter doesn’t say.
In any case, his daughter who’s name is Kick (?) is apparently Ben Affleck’s new paramour so folks started doing searches on Kick Kennedy and an interview she gave to a magazine in 2012 came up. It lays the whole thing out. Unfortunately for RFK Jr. a lot of outlets have picked up on it. It’s quite the revolting (in more ways than one) tale, but I’m choosing to refer to this one from Business Insider because of the pictures it contains. Including one of that poor dead whale before Kennedy went to work on it with his chainsaw. The headline starts out calling it a wild story and if anything it understates the matter.
Kick Kennedy was six years old when this all happened, which itself tells you just how very strange and weird her father has been for such a very long time. Sure, he was into tinfoil hat stuff with his anti-vax activism by then but we didn’t know the half of it. The basics of the story Kick told was that sometime in the mid 1990s when she was six years old her father spied the dead whale and she watched as he used that chainsaw in the van (again – why would he have had it in the first place on that trip?) to cut off the whale’s head. Then he bungee corded it to the roof of the minivan for the five-hour drive home.
Alas, according to her telling this didn’t work out quite like rural deer hunters strapping a buck to the hood of the car. Nope, she says every time Kennedy speeded up juices from the whale head spilled down through the open windows and got all over everyone! And she says (as you’d expect) it made the whole van smell BAD! The linked article includes this:
“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kick said.
She recalled that to deal with the leaking whale juice, “we all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out.”
“People on the highway were giving us the finger,” she added.
“But that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us,” Kick, named after her great-aunt Kathleen “Kick” Kennedy Cavendish, said of her childhood.
I can’t believe Kennedy put his daughter and the rest of his family through FIVE HOURS of that. Hey, I worked for almost four years in a small town funeral home and took some VERY uncomfortable rides with a badly decomposed body in the back. But not for five f**king hours! If that’s the kind of childhood Kick Kennedy had, I feel sorry for her. That she seems so matter of fact about it, that it’s no big deal makes me think if somewhere along the line she’s had counseling it didn’t take.
Anyway really, what is wrong with this guy? What is his freaking obsession with dead animals and wanting to “study” them? And again it’s striking that as an adult, looking back on her life her dad’s behavior that day wasn’t out of the ordinary. Just him being him. Almost two decades before the now infamous bear cub incident that went down in 2014. I’m not sure exactly when that parasitic worm started eating up part of RFK’s brain but clearly there’s been something very wrong with him for a very, very long time.
Now, he’s Trump’s new pal and going to help rescue the campaign. A campaign I remind you is already unable to handle being tagged as “weird.” I’m pretty sure this isn’t going to help! I can’t help but wonder if between the bear cub and the whale head more people will come out with even more stories about bizarre, even sick/twisted incidents with RFK Jr. and dead animals.
When all this (the 2024 campaign) is over he should seriously consider relocating to Louisiana. But himself up a swath of land with a decent sized dry section but adjoining a classis swamp full of all manner of critters. The good ole boys that live in those swamps will quickly welcome him as one of their own. Take a look again at the title picture. And remember Kennedy says part of why he picked up that dead bear cub was to put some meat in the freezer to eat later on. There’s a saying down in Louisiana that every recipes begins with the words ‘Start with some kind of dead animal.’ It’s the basis of the joke behind that box of Road Kill Helper. I was at a Hunter Education convention in the early 1990s and the Louisiana contingent had several of them that got raffled off. I was disappointed as hell I didn’t win one!
Anyway, quite a few outlets are running with this story. Trump, and even his faux hillbilly are no doubt grossed out by it and worrying about what else will come out now that RFK Jr. is part of their little gang. He might give us the yuckiest “October Surprise” in history!
What in the ever loving f*ck is wrong with this creepy cretin?
This is one very weird dude. He freaks out over vaccines, but blithely slaughters wild animals and happily eats roadkill. Could that explain the brain worm, or does the brain worm explain his behavior?
That’s a serious logic puzzle!
Damn! As someone who lived on Cape Cod over 8 years…and had a piece of Maria Shriver and Arnold’s wedding cake…I was around the locations and culture of the Kennedys. Sure his grandpa was a bootlegger like my extended family in the mts of Virginia and NC, his uncle Jack was a philandering man, and his uncle teddy and brother both walked on accidents that left one young woman dead and the other paralyzed, but he’s a sick mutherfucker. Sick. Clearly he’s a good match for the nazi rapist.
The family issued a statement denouncing him and a couple of his siblings have put out their own. If I’m not mistaken the family sold off the old Kenney Compound in Hyannis Port. If so that’s a shame because it would be awesome to see Caroline, along with RFK Jr.s siblings hosting a big family gathering and FUNDRAISER for Harris from there! I think it safe to say he won’t be welcome at future family gatherings. Maybe not even his kids.
What a freak. No way in hell is messing with dead things safe. It’s no surprise he got a brain worm. He’s probably full of all kinds of parasites and ick. Seems like vaccines would be the least of his worries.