The line between parody and reality is almost non existent these days. Donald Trump’s “near brush with death” is one he has tried to play to the hilt. We are given to know that only a quarter of an inch more to the right (or was it the left?) and Trump would be gone. Trump has characterized this issue as tantamount to himself resurrecting from the dead after three days, without actually coming out and calling it that — but his evangelical pals are talkling about the “angel” who saved Trump last week in Butler, PA, so believe me, we’re close. The AI you’re about to see is hilarious because it’s so spot on Trump. And make no mistake: if he thought for a minute that he could get away with this, that’s exactly what he would be trying to do. You know it, I know it and he (and everyone around him) knows it.

Soon he’ll start talking about how he fed the entire rally with one piece of bread and one fish. Just wait. This is vintage Trump. The grift is his dogma and the Almighty Dollar is his God, of that there is no doubt.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. What a shame the shooter missed.

    I would have been happy to wait three days for the resurrection to prove he really is Christ-like.

    Now we’ll never know.

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  2. Well, if Donald’s ear DID grow back, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Many of Earth’s creatures have the ability to regrow parts of their bodies. Granted, they’re mostly invertebrates (worms, starfish) but some vertebrates (a few fish species and certain salamander species, notably the axolotl) can do it. And, let’s face it, Trump’s basically a worm in humanoid form.

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    • Actually, MANY species of Lizards can regrow their tails. It’s not just iguanas. Even the lowly salamander just about any MAGA goober out there is rural/small-town ‘Real Mur-i-KKKuh is familiar with salamanders. So think about it – lizards can regrow tails which are mostly skin and cartilage/bone. Trump we are being led by his cult can regrow an ear. Hmmmmm. Kinda puts a different spin on past cracks about ‘lizard brain’ Trump doesn’t it?

  3. I remember the story about von shitzinpants getting so disgusted when a veteran fell off a stage and was bleeding. Was he disgusted at his OWN “bloody” mess? I ask because I’d hate to think his little act resulted in him becoming less of a hypocrite. I haven’t seen that yet so I”m guessing he like his cult members and magat pols are still the biggest hypocrites on the planet. The stupidest too but I suppose that goes without saying…

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