No, not saying that Donald Trump is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous. Although if he were, it wouldn’t be anonymous for more than a few minutes. Like everything he touches, he needs to appropriate it and make it all about him. If the sun rises, that’s the laws of physics deferring to Donald, because he’s so wonderful and needs a sunny day so he can go play golf. So Trump has appropriated the letters AA and they describe his ear and face getting nicked by what Christopher Wray told Congress was “probably shrapnel.” That may have been the nail in Wray’s coffin right there. Trump had decreed that he was “struck by a bullet” and then his dear wife-on-paper echoed that sentiment and this is how MAGA dogma is born. And this is what it looks like.
Batshit crazy narcissist. And these self-serving sycophants enable and allow it because he's their ticket to power. They will 25th amendment him within the next year – either that or let him babble as a figurehead. Either way Old Yeller is toasted.
— GenX-Slacker 🌊🌊💙💙🇺🇲🇺🇲💙💙🌊🌊 (@WhiskyBirdDog) December 15, 2024
Now think of it, friends. Would you want to eat an icing image of Trump on top of a cookie? I would not. But this may end up becoming a communion wafer in Trump world. The Kool-Aide can be Trump’s blood and this cookie can be his body. You think that’s too far out there? Not for this crowd it’s not. They already believe he’s the Chosen One and the religious fanatics are all behind him.
I think it’s just a matter of time before somebody suggests this to Trump. Remember, there is no low they won’t go. And everybody could celebrate Holy Trumpunion on Xmas, if they just bought enough of these cookies for the whole family.
Why bother going to church, just make the living room your church as you ingest the figurative image of Trump’s body and blood.
If this sounds crazy now, just watch the headlines. These cookies may end up in the gourmet section of markets, if not this year then next. And he can claim they’re “hand painted” so as to justify charging three or four times what Mrs. Fields charges for one of her cookies.
This is the perfect refreshment to serve while you’re decorating the tree with Melania’s ornaments, right? At $90 a pop I wonder how many MAGAs will be able to afford what ornaments.
Just remember what P.T. Barnum figured out long ago and then Trump proved to be true once again: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
Exhibit A: D.J. Trump himself.
How long until Trump decides to cancel Christmas (he likes Saviors that didn’t get themselves crucified) and change the whole celebration of Christ’s birth to HIS birthday?
The Grinch is ready to descend into Whoville and take the last can of who hash. I’m not counting on his heart to grow three sizes…he’d have to posses one first.