Again, I find myself tearing my hair out and writhing on the floor, why, oh why, God, I cry out, was Mike Lindell not around when I was in law school? Although I do take some comfort in knowing that whoever is in law school these days must be having the same kind of hilarious conversations with their teachers and fellow students that I would have had with mine. From a legal standpoint, Lindell is simply too bizarre for words.
Here is his latest. He is down at Kari Lake’s rodeo in Arizona.
Watch.
This is out of date now, but: https://t.co/zsiCxFyvwe
— Helen Kennedy ? (@HelenKennedy) March 5, 2022
That sounds like products liability, folks. Remember Ralph Nader and the Chevy Corvairs blowing up? That was a pretty bad design defect. And then a decade or so later, Mother Jones reported on something similar. David Corn had obtained a leaked memo from Ford Motor Company which indicated that it was known that the Ford Pintos had a particular rear end weakness as well. Those cars burst into flames and sent 900 people to a horrible death. The memo that was found showed that Ford had a choice, whether to retool the assembly line, which would have been many millions of dollars, or accept that a few thousand people would get killed. Ford decided that their bottom line was worth more than human life. Isn’t that cheery?
I give you that background because those are the most massive products liability, design defect cases that I can think of, and Mike Lindell has just announced that he is going to dwarf them and other famous products liability cases, (like the one with the steering column that would break off and impale the driver) with the case he’s filing next week.
But those were chump change, this is the real thing, Lindell’s latest.
Remember the TV show, Counterpart, where there were parallel universes and each one of us has a double in the other world? Maybe that’s what happened. Maybe Lindell was a humble, recovered crack addict, grateful to be a successful businessman and then his twin in the other universe went insane after the 2020 election and crossed over into this one and took over the mild mannered Mike’s life. Because this Mike is batshit and he’s definitely not of this world.
Ohhhh, kayyyyy. Let’s put it on the calendar, “sometime next week.” Righto. “Earthshattering litigation coming.” We’ve written it down. Now let’s see what happens.
Or the entire planet slid into a mirror universe, and most of us know it and are trying to get home again.
Srsly, how do voting machines even compare to badly-designed products that injure and kill people? especially since all the evidence is that the machines work correctly, and it’s humans that refuse to believe them.
I am telling you, I can’t wait to see some paperwork on this, because it will be a howler. I don’t think there will be any, I think it’s all in his head. But I worked on products liability cases and I would kill to see Lindell’s “lawyers” work up this Dominion fact pattern into some kind of a lawsuit. That would be sheer comedy — unless I missed something when studying torts.
Somebody must be making this up and telling him this, because you know Lindell wouldn’t have thought of this on his own.
Hmm. Maybe I should take Lindell to court for selling his crappy MyPillows that caused my death from suffocation.
It makes JUST as much sense as anything that Lindell is doing.
Why do you continue to give this mental midget space in your blog? He is stupid, at best and probably paranoid and brain damaged.
Lindell has been sniffing too many pillows