What would we do without Mike Lindell for comic relief? I mean, look at the situation we’re in in this country. In less than a week we saw ten years worth of geopolitical change.
- Belarus has become a nuclear state.
- Germany has chosen to re-arm.
- Finland and Sweden have signaled that they are interested in joining NATO.
- Ukraine has applied to join the E.U.
About a million people have fled Ukraine. Oligarchs’ yachts are being impounded, while disabled Russian tanks are being towed away by Ukrainian farmers.
Plus domestically, we’re seeing a sect of so-called “untouchables” arise in the GOP, namely Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar and now Lauren Boebert, who get to say and do any damn thing they want, no matter how infantile or egregious, because the Republican party is that broken. The entertainment wing has all the say. Six figure incomes go to the unhinged and the unqualified. They don’t care if their committee assignments are stripped, they’re not there to work anyway.
And into this hellacious political landscape, here is good ole boy Mike Lindell, with his daily dose of insanity. Watch.
Mike Lindell tonight thinks that when the AZ Legislature censured Wendy Rogers yesterday, it means she isn’t allowed to talk anymore. pic.twitter.com/G4OgQWii5w
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 3, 2022
I’m assuming he thinks censured is the same as censored? You think? What does he think they’re going to do with Rogers, cut out her tongue and lock her in the attic like in Wuthering Heights? Mikey needs help, folks.
— Cindy…Climate Change Is Real (@Sinati16) March 3, 2022
So when Lindell says “muffler” does he mean like a scarf that you wrap around and around in the dead of winter or the thing you put on a car that dampens vehicle emissions and engine noise. Anybody?
Lindell is so far out of it, if the mushroom clouds actually do appear, he’ll want to stuff them with basil and mozzarella.
Stay tuned for more. Lindell is one side show that keeps on performing in the Greatest Shitshow On Earth, which is the Republican party since they sold their collective soul to Donald Trump.
He flat out admits “I don’t know what that means”. I love your description of the goings-on in the GOP, it’s dead on.
Thinking Ursula? It’s clear u do it. Thanks for the effort. I’m thinking these folks are operating on the level of a Komodo dragon, who’s mouth is also filled with deadly, poisonous bacteria. That’s a fact by the way, not that it matters to the reptiles. Everything in their path is there to be screwed or eaten.
Just for the record, most reptiles have mouths filled with bacteria and none of it is really any more “deadly” or “poisonous” than any other bacteria. In fact, more recent research indicates that the dragon’s oral bacteria is pretty much the same as that of any other carnivore’s. And you can get some pretty nasty bacterial infections from handling most reptiles (and amphibians) including those kept as pets. There’s a reason owners of pet iguanas and pet snakes and even turtles are reminded to wash their hands after ANY contact with their pets (it’s a pretty good recommendation for ALL pet owners, no matter the species, as is the suggestion to be careful about letting your pet lick you, especially around your mouth).
Crikey. That was the story on the nature Channel awhile back. These are not really like other lizards, growing to 10feet & 150lbs. They are apex predators that eat a lot of carrion. Rotting meat has bacteria that secret deadly toxins. The dragons also have 2glands in their jaws that secret poisonous proteins that are anticoagulant. Nasty creatures. Why, they chased crocodile man up a tree. Robert Kennedy brought one back to the US & was kept in the Washington zoo. I saw it there long ago. I’ll stick with my small dog Missy. Can’t imagine a pet snake named Missy but people are strange as Morrison sang.
What does one do when the political life of the country consists of watching idiots on parade? We have the KKK and the Nazis, the stupid and worst of all, Republicans. These folks are all traitors to democracy and deserve to be investigated and charged. Scratch one just a little bit and you will find all you need for criminal charges. Morality is dead and fake Christians want to rule the world with their self-destructive beliefs that they bring into our political realm. Churches should be made to pay taxes and banned from being involved in politics. Religion has become the world’s excuse for bad behavior. Fuck ’em all but six and save them for pallbearers.
Spot on !
And I thought I was the only one…
I thought that “my pillow” was a jobs program for the mentally handicapped run by someone that was mentally handicapped.
He proves it.
GOOD one URSULA…. But I will use #GOP
#GreatestShitshowonPlanet ..
oh goody .. that’s new we can insert attachments! Will have to try that.