Remember in Buckaroo Bonzai how the Lord Whorfin character was always promising that they were going back to Planet 10? Just any day now? That’s what listening to Mike Lindell has become. He gets all antic and manic and yes, it’s happening soon soon soon — and then nothing happens. Again. But wait, we’re told that there is a new date for evidence to be presented and that starts today, June 3. Something will absolutely happen now. My initial sense is that Lindell desperately wants to get as much publicity and sell as many tickets as possible for his MAGA Frank festival, set for June 12 and that’s why he’s making all this noise. But maybe I’m just a cold hearted cynic and he finally is going to reveal his earth shattering evidence. That’s what he’s asking you to believe, in all events.
Mike Lindell says he has been holding a royal flush and has been waiting to play the hand. (Gab) pic.twitter.com/Ca4Opduq2u
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) June 2, 2021
So I guess that the biggest news story to hit Western Civilization, and certainly this country, since its founding is only going to be available on Steve Bannon’s War Room.
What’s that you say? Wasn’t Lindell going to stream one hour a day of evidence on his Frankspeech platform and wasn’t that going to begin months ago? Sigh. Who can keep track anymore?
Anyhow, your guess is as good as anybody’s as to what “evidence” he will be presenting. Perhaps reruns of his documentaries? Or interviews with crackpots on You Tube?
Take a look at Lord Whorfin and see if you can see the resemblance. Don’t he and Lindell have the same strung out, frenzied affect?
Maybe that’s where Trump’s 11,000 votes in Georgia were stashed, in the mountain in the 8th Dimension. That makes as much sense as anything else we’ve heard.
“What is the greatest thing we have going, MAGAs? ELECTION FRAUD! And when are we going to prove it? REAL SOON!”Â
They were found when the orange one flushed the royal toilet – it’s a load of carp folks!
Obviously, poker’s not one of those things that Lindell understands (any more than he understands how “evidence” works for courts or how “government” works in general or how “elections” work).
When you have a “royal flush,” you don’t WAIT to play it. Hell, you NEVER “wait” to play any hand in poker. At best, what you do is you keep building the pot until all the other players fold. But that is NOT “waiting to play” the hand.
There are other card games when you “wait to play” but poker is not one of them.
Maybe Lindell needs to go back to Old Maid. Or Go Fish. (And I’m not really certain he has the smarts to play Go Fish without coming in third place in a two-person game.)
Whaddawewant?!? Election fraud! Whendowewantit?!? Whenever we can make a buck off it!
All the evidence they’ve presented so far amounts to bupkis. Theories aren’t evidence. Third-hand stories (and second-hand stories) aren’t evidence.
It’s that same old John Bircher horseshit. There a Commie in your closet. See, we were right all along, there must have been 50 miscounted votes. If these dumb fucks think they are smarter than the people normally being paid for doing this, they are complete morons. Republicans always trying to cut a piece of their dick off to make it longer. Sickest bunch of assholes I have ever seen.
This crap reminds me of local TV stations during “sweeps” week. For those who don’t know there are certain periods during the year when ratings get tracked and a station’s ratings share determines how much it can charge for advertising. Unless a person pays close attention to the industry they haven’t usually known when a “sweeps week” was taking place. However, I long ago learned a sure fire way to spot it: News Divisions would hawk their Consumer “Reporters” upcoming piece, a “You HAVE to have this CRUCIAL information” story all freaking day and evening long. It would be along the lines of “DEATH IS IN YOUR KITCHEN!”, or bathroom or in some common product you use or activity you engage it or place you go to. The whole vibe is YOU”RE LUCKY THIS HASN”T KILLED YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES YET!” but interestingly enough they tease it all fucking day long, hinting that it will appear in the evening news but then being not actually aired until the ten pm (or whatever time their late newscast is) slot.
And for all the hype the story, this SHOCKING means of DEATH lurking that you had no idea it was a miracle you’d been surviving was a big fat nothing burger. All hype – a load of shit without even the sustanance of a few kernels of undigested corn in it!
This latest from Lindell is the same thing.
When is he going to pull an Oral Roberts and tell people that god is going to take the evidence away to heaven unless he raises $10 million?
Well, I hope God gets off of his/her ass and gets to it. There was no scummier motherfucker on the planet and my grandmother loved him, Oral Roberts. He would fuck a snake for a nickel. My favorite bumper sticker of the time, “Oral, the check bounced.”.God. My second favorite was, Oral, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. Poor soul, she thought a person of God could be trusted. I helped found 2 churches and was on the board of another. I had to leave or just finish selling what little soul I had left. I told them that they seemed to think that God was in the building and ready to do their bidding, not in the people in the building.
I see Dan Ackroyd, dressed in a cheap polyester suit, dark glasses, chainsmoking on a local tv station. The skit takes place at Christmas time. In front of him is a large, opaque, heavy plastic bag of broken glass. In his sing song Chicago based accent, he gleefully exclaims, “something for the kids at Christmas.”
Idiots abound and persevere. Just another dumb motherfucker we have to put up with. Don’t buy his pillows.
Oh I get it now, He’s holding something in his hand from royalty (king cheeto), that needs to be flushed. I suggest dropping it into the gold plated toilet.