The annals (anals?) of right-wingnuttia are full of treasures today. I was reading up on the latest CT, of the White House replica on Tyler Perry’s lawn, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a new conspiracy theory about Melania. Haven’t had one of those in a while.
This jewel was unearthed in the comments.
Holy shit pic.twitter.com/r8ovbesrLR
— Political JaVale McGee (@PoliticalJM7) July 26, 2021
“Very compelling information” that Melania is the last of the Romanovs. Hoe kay. Or, maybe her son is the last of the Romanovs?
So what does this portend, if Melania is Melaniastasia, then Vladimir Putin would take it as his invitation to annex the United States as a colony? And then Putin would restore Trump to power? You have to admit, Putin doing it makes as much if not more sense than Joe Biden resigning.
Or, how about this? Vladimir decides to dispense with Donald altogether, annexes the United States as a colony and then he and Melania rule supreme over the entire world.
Maybe it’s time for me to create a wingnut persona on some of these right-wing sites and see if I can sell this to the rubes. Apparently, there is no limit to these peoples’ credulity, they will buy anything. This is what their cult leader figured out about them long ago and the rest of us are still catching on to the fact.