You’ve heard that brevity is the soul of wit? The opposite of that describes Marjorie Taylor Greene. In her case, she rambles on and on, much ado about nothing, and that would be bad enough except for when you add in her level of ignorance.
She honestly doesn’t have much of a vocabulary or an idea of how anything in the world works. That would be alright if she would stick to her appointed tasks of studying the laws put in front of her and attempting to parse through them and figure them out. But you know that’s a futile idea, because she’s there as a professional troll not a lawmaker.
Every now and again she comes up with a malapropism and Twitter goes nuts. Today is another one of those days.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
Did you catch it? At 0:17? It’s “peach tree dish” which we assume is petri dish, but somebody who 1) never went to a science class or 2) even read a novel about somebody who went to a science class, 3) let alone an article about science, wouldn’t know about such things. What makes it even more comical is that Greene is from Georgia, which calls itself the Peach State or the Peach Tree State. We’re not quite sure why that is, because California produces more peaches than Georgia, but that doesn’t seem to be a deterrent.
Hit the gif below. This is the “zap” Marge is warning you about. I don’t know about you, I’m not limber enough to take a zap of that magnitude. That would break every bone in this aging carcass, I’ll tell you what.
The government when you refuse to eat a fake cheeseburger grown in a “peach tree dish.” pic.twitter.com/klixnVbggl
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
The gif should take you back a ways. Yeah, we knew how to zap people back in the 60’s, peach tree burgers or not.
omg you guys — we actually have a peach tree dish hanging on the wall. I wonder if it works — we haven't tried growing fake meat in it yet. pic.twitter.com/DX51Jf8RHn
— Wren?? (@KAPhillips66) May 29, 2022
We will soon have enough to collect these. I propose a slim volume of verse and we’ll call it, The Sayings Of Chairman Marge. The proceeds will go to Raphael, Jon and Stacey, or any other Georgia Democrat of your choosing. What say you?
I can’t help but wonder how she got out of grade school, let alone HS, with that kind of brain.
She probably believes that hamburgers are made of ham and that spaghetti grows on trees
PJ – I doubt if she even got a passing grade from kindergarten
Did she hear something while three-quarters asleep and come up with this stuff from the empty spaces in her brain?