Loose Lips Sink Ships. And Elections

Even a bass wouldn’t get in trouble if it just kept its big mouth shut

As I’ve said previously, and by now both Traitor Tot as well as Kamala Harris are desperate to be seen as the change candidate in this election. And for good reason. Almost all of the double haters in the Trump-Biden matchup wanted somebody new. But do they have it?

Trump, no longer able to play the card of old, tired, senile Joe is now giving it all he’s got to try to convince voters that Harris is just more of the failed Biden policies. And now Harris can paint Traitor Tot as the old, feeble one, a two time loser in the national vote, shooting for the hat trick, who hasn’t had a new idea since Christ was a carpenter.

Right now Harris has the advantage, for a simple reason. Every chance she gets in front of an audience or a microphone, Harris is touting new progressive plans that are markedly different than Bidens, and she doesn’t mind talking about taboo topics like inflation and immigration. She may be Biden’s VP, but it will be a Harris administration. That matters.

His Lowness suffers from another deficiency, other than mental. In polls and especially focus groups of undecided voters, the vast majority of voters actively dislike Trump, whereas for the most part they simply don’t know Harris. Considering the fact that El Pendejo ex Presidente’s message is like the start of an answering machine, that’s why it’s so important for Harris to keep introducing herself. Polls show that the more people know about Harris, the more they like her.

For most of his long and distinguished career, people have referred to Biden as a gaffe machine. If that’s true, then the Trump-Vance combo is a Ford assembly line of gaffes. And while a lot of Biden’s gaffes were benign, like hot mic whispering to Obama, This is a big f*cking deal when he signed the ACA, these two ass gaskets keep carpet bombing the most critical issues of the campaign.

For instance, whether The Bobbsey Twins like it or not, Kamala Harris is going to keep abortion on the front burner for November. And these clowns are stumbling around like their shoelaces are tied together.

And it’s a collaborative tag team effort. On the one hand, you have beggar Vance, whose every utterance on the subject is like another chapter from The Handmaids Tale. And Il Douche keeps changing his mind every ten minutes, mistakenly thinking that a) his base isn’t going to care, and b) nobody else is listening. 0-2 Champ. The Evangelicals are giving him a ration of sh*t for his flip-flops, and independents and undecideds are listening. This is something Harris can hammer Trump with at the debate.

The second issue is a Vance inspired cluster f*ck, and it’s an issue that suddenly reared its head into a top 5 issue earlier this week with the tragic High School shooting in Georgia. To display just how devastating the Vance messaging was in this tragedy, let’s make a simple comparison.

The day after the shooting, Vance was making a prepared speech at a pre-planned event, and of course, being Beggar, he had to personally plant the land mine he was about to step on. He started with the usual GOP thoughts and prayers for the victims and their families. And then he got up on his high horse and took off like Seattle Slew. Right into a brick wall. I hate this. I hate it every bit as much as you do! But as long as there are lunatics out there with hate in their hearts, unfortunately they all know that schools are soft targets. And there’s nothing we can do about that except to do whatever we can to harden our schools. That’s it? It’s just a fact of life, so get over it? you soulless Fothermucker?

Now let’s look at Kamala Harris’s response. Harris was also speaking at a planned event. She also started out with the usual condolences, but then she plucked the microphone, stepped away from the podium, and said I’m sorry, I’m going off script here for a moment. This is pathetic! No parent should have to kiss their child goodbye at the bus in the morning, and then spend the day wondering if they’re going to get a phone call to go to identify their child’s body at the morgue! We’re better than this, and we have to be better than this! There are steps we can take to stop this from happening! 

Quick reminder. It was the 18-29 crowd that helped to vault Biden to the presidency in 2020, and it was critical in sopping up the Big Turd Puddle. And between election day in 2022 and election day of 2024, some 2.5 million new voters turn 18 and are eligible to vote. And Beggar Vance just told them to suck it up and get over it. *News Flash!* for the Hillbilly Imbecile. 18-22 year olds go to college, where they have shootings too.

The political oath is no different than the physicians oath, First do no harm. But the way these two imbeciles are going, pretty soon they’re going to look like copies of Da Vinci’s The Butchered Man. It’s going to be a long 59 days.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.