Looking Loaded, Lindell Vows Blockbuster Revelation On SCOTUS Steps Friday

Wasn’t there a very smart man who said doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result was the very definition of insanity? If Einstein were here he would be amazed, as are we all, that with Mike Lindell it’s always a blockbuster revelation and it’s always a week or two into the future — and the Supreme Court is involved and it’s revolutionary. Those are the elements of his insane monomania. (Is the Supreme Court in the room with you now, Mike?)

Clearly access to Trump's pill mill extended to his White House visitors.

— Mar-a-Hell-No!! (@Mar_a_Hell_No) March 12, 2024

Is it me or does Mike

1. Look red faced?
2. Have bags under his eyes?
3. Have his eyes barely open?
4. Have a rasp in his voice?

Um….Mike couldn’t be messing with chemicals again, could he now?

Sure, Mikey. Please get some professional help. pic.twitter.com/CdUZ4vqtaX

— Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇸 (@ZacaMesaSix) March 11, 2024

I am praying Lindell rolls up to the Supreme Court in a claw machine.

🙏🏽 🙏🏽 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/jORTNFjUZk

— Artie Vandelay (@ArtieVandelay1) March 11, 2024

Remember this claw machine? This was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. And speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, if you’re new here, you might not know that Mike Lindell and I have danced the fandango.  Mike is responsible for my 15 minutes of fame — more like two and a half, actually, but hey, I’ll take it as a down payment and I’ll be famous for another eleven and a half minutes somewhere else. Hit this clip and fast forward to 4:30 in.

This happened after Lindell put up a tape on You Tube about the stolen election and cursed out a few “terrible reporters” of which I was one. Justin Baragona at the Daily Beast was another and somebody at Newsweek annoyed him. (Not Kurt Eichenwald, he had left by then.) That tape was subsequently removed, alas, but it was a hoot. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Mike Lindell tell Roger Stone what a POS you are on YouTube. But this is still on YouTube, so enjoy. (fast forward to 4:30)

Lindell is dumb as a box of rocks, and this was back in Spring of 2021, almost exactly three years ago, and he was singing the same tune. Not one note has changed.

Now here’s the best Mike Lindell post I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dozens. Check it out and just to put you in the mood, listen to this.

Do you have enough money to sue me, Mike? I didn’t think so. Plus, I don’t think anything here is either false or malicious. It’s just you making an ass out of yourself once again and me sharing it with the troops.