OMG!!! This is just too funny for words! I can’t really type right now, not with the tears streaming down my face, and using my hands to clutch my sides while I laugh like a character from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, so I’ll just let Axios break the news to you;
Protesters have obtained permission to fly a Trump baby blimp over the National Mall during President Trump’s controversial Fourth of July celebration, according to NBC 4 Washington’s Mark Segraves.
Is this too fucking funny for words or what? Maybe Trump can use helicopters, or get foreign governments to figure out fancy detours to spare his oh, so special snowflake feelings on the road, but as Joe Louis used to say, “You can run, but you can’t hide.” As with most things, the devil is in the details, and the devil will be very pleased with these details;
The blimp, which has become a staple at demonstrations in opposition of Trump, received a permit from the National Mall’s National Park Service to fly from 4am to 9pm. During that time, Trump is slated to host an elaborate “Salute to America” celebration, including aircraft demonstrations, rollouts of U.S. Army tanks, a VIP section and a speech from the president himself.
SO, there you have it. Let His Lowness stand there and defile the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, facing out over a sea of paid up supporters and rich shitpokes. But there, always in the corner of his eye, will be the symbol of Glorious Bleater in his most fundamental form. I swear, sometimes it’s a real treat to get up in the morning!
Good to know the Bad Year Blimp will be making an appearance!
For the personal viewing pleasure of the REAL Badyear Blimp…lol
Oh, this IS good news. Let’s stick a finger in the eye of the Cheesy Chump in the middle of his ‘all about me’ rally on the 4th. What a bozo!
I know!!! When I saw this, I just KNEW that I had to get something up on the site as soon as possible, and share the glad tidings…Glad it brightened your day!!!
I just wrote a piece on the pseudo-emergency, whatever the fk, that kept Mike Pence in D.C. I asked at the end of it, whether Trump wanted Pence’s permission to shoot down the blimp. Or, maybe Trump got a dear John letter from Kim Jong Un and wanted to cry on Pence’s shoulder. God knows. Point being, we’re hearing zero from the White House on the matter. And whatever else is going on in D.C. it’s well known that Trump hates the blimp.
Ursula had mentioned this in *what if” terms……too damned funny!!!
aaahahaha!!!
Maybre that’s why he wants the Blue angels, air-to-air missiles…Now, THAT’S a isplay of military might
!!! lol
In which case, I want the pieces to land on *his* part of the wingding.
Apparently, because of the “no-fly” zone, NPS is requiring that it be filled with cold air only, so it will stay on the ground and not visible to everyone on the Mall.
Bummer…But when it comes right down to it, it reeeeeally doesn’t matter…It’ll be THERE, and His Lowness KNOWS that it’ll be there…Sometimes the knowing is worse than the seeing…
I suggested elsewhere, that many people carry in those smaller versions of the baby blimp, tied to one of those short elastic bands they use on those punching balls, then when a number of these punchers get bouncing out and back, there will be no hiding from it and the sound of it will be beautiful, added words like, “pea brained idiot”, “pretend president”, “Infantile brain”, “Danger to the whole world” ….. Thump the Trump !!
Great ! so funny…..