(Above: Left: A Bradley Personnel Carrier/Right- An Abrams M-1 TANK)

Don’t tell Trump or any of your MAG-hat co-workers ? but the Army chump changed Trump on his manly tanks, sending two Bradley Fighting vehicles instead…

Bwahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

Here they were, rolling past National’s Park last night:

Tiny hands, tiny brain, tiny tanks, tiny gun.

Boy, is he gonna be pissed!

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1 COMMENT

  1. I get the feeling that part of that may have been practical logistics…There was talk yesterday that the Army ‘corps of Engineers, and city leaders were worried that the bridges leading to the city center over the Potomac may not have been strong enough to support the weight of the tanks…So they may have sent the smaller ones as a safety measure to ensure bridge integrity…But it IS hilarious that Baby Trump gets Baby tanks to play with tomorrow, even if it’s under an umbrella…lol

  2. Bingo, a pissed off Trump is liable to make an even bigger ass of his, “extremely. humble and educated ways …” /s

    Crying hysterically on Pense’s shoulder, ‘they got it all wrong’, as the latest swarm of storm clouds sweeps across the Lincoln memorial and drenches the POTUS into a well used custodial floor mop of a hairdo … the fireworks were set up in such a hurry, they left the weather caps off the fireworks, they go whump– pffft pffft pooff … so sad and exactly the way it should, the WORLDS BIGGEST loser at his worst moment in his entire executive time and golf game series … hit hard by the science of global weather conditions … har har!

    • Another possibility: a lightning strike on the pyrotechnics setup, hitting the waiting devices. *BOOM* – a great show, for a few minutes, as everything goes off at once!

    • maybe they figure it will be different for him. Like it didn’t rain on his inauguration (he says) and he had the biggest crowd ever (he says).

    • Here is the weather report for tomorrow direct from NOAA ( one of the ‘loser’ agencies who had their budgets slashed…..

      Independence DayShowers and thunderstorms likely, mainly after 3pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 92. Heat index values as high as 100. Light and variable wind becoming southeast around 6 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

      • Wunderground agrees, but puts the chance of precipitation at 30-50%, highest between noon and 3pm. Not going to be a fun afternoon for anyone outside.

        • I live 100 miles South of DC and can tell you the humidity has finally arrived…..all that will be on event goers’ minds is cold water and shade…..until the thunderstorms hit leaving them literally no shelter from the storm…..this has all of the makings of a complete disaster…..

          ……imagine that.

          *knowing smirk*

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