Lindell’s Not Going Gently Into That Dark (and Broke) Night. He’s Raging

I guess this is what we’ll be watching until Lindell TV can’t afford the electric bill or to pay anybody to run the cameras anymore and that will be the dying of the light, literally. Mike Lindell is unburdening his soul to his Sancho Panza equivalent, Brannon Howse, who just listens with the same plastered benign expression on his face. Maybe he’s AI or a wax doll, ya spose?

I wonder where Brannon will go work next? Not to mention Emerald Robinson, oh noes, what will she do? Maybe Brannon looks catatonic because he’s got himself numbed down on enough painkillers and tranquilizers to not feel anything but not enough to pass the phuque out. Good balancing act, that. Admirable, in fact. Here’s Lindell in his last throes, like a fish out of water. Or, maybe a fish out of scotch, who’s having DTs. We’ve got news for you, Mike, the entire past three years have been one long DT and it’s suitably named even. Yes, Donald Trump is real but his Big Lie isn’t.

Alex I will take what is bullshi* for $800. American Hero my as* , more like a delusional lunatic

— Renegade Cowboy🐾🐾 🌊⚓️🌊🐾🐾 (@Rene_gadeCowboy) October 9, 2023

Oh, wow, you mean Paul Revere is going out of business? That’s the equivalency here? Let’s parse through this: Revere saw the signal and rode through the town crying, “the Redcoats are coming, the Redcoats are coming.” Then in this century, Lindell heard some whack-a-mole conspiracy theory, decided to call it “evidence” and went off half cocked claiming:

1. His revelation would go before the United States Supreme Court and change the law somehow, and by a nine-zero vote, no less;
2. His revelation would be seen by more viewers than the Elvis In Hawaii Special;
3. His revelation involved Italian satellites;
4. His revelation also involved hiring renowned cyber crook Dennis Montgomery, what could go wrong?
5. It also involved egging on Tina Peters, who was unstable on her best day and pushed her into radical la la land, same question, what could go wrong?

And this is equivalent to the heroism of Paul Revere, how now, brown cow?

I don’t feel sorry for the guy, not after this display.

Awww well I guess that’s why Lumpy Lindell has quite a short temper these days🤣 https://t.co/WKZFtQ2OWY

— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX) October 9, 2023

The man is unstable but many unstable people do okay in business and they finish out their lives in comfort. He could have as well. But no, he jumped on board the Trump Train. All we can say about that is that the Trump Train stops to water and if you look on the water tower you will see the letters E.T.T.D. Everything Trump Touches Dies.

If you can’t figure it out, then as they say in the 12-step programs, you haven’t hit bottom yet. Remember the bit about life on life’s terms? That’s what this is about.

Oh and sorry your bid to be the Chair of the RNC didn’t work out. Even the Republicans weren’t that insane.