The Cyber Symposium got underway in Sioux Falls this morning, with Mike Lindell proclaiming that he’s on stage for the next 72 hours, nonstop. He promises he won’t eat or sleep. whether he pees in a jar or is wearing diapers like the astronauts, we are not able to say at this time.
And hey, if he’s coked up enough, he might be just fine on his feet for 72 hours.
Here are a few highlights.
After butchering the name of Bolsonaro's son, Mike Lindell refers to him as simply "Brazil" pic.twitter.com/mdIgztTx6i
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 10, 2021
Brazil is a good nickname. Lindell obviously can’t deal with anything over two syllables.
folks … HUGE if true pic.twitter.com/oX4zVfOvrk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 10, 2021
You want to know how this conclusion was arrived at, right? So would this Salon reporter who’s right there on the floor.
I'm more than happy to do a live interview with Mike Lindell; I've had the same questions for the pillow maven for nearly six months about how he obtained his alleged 2020 election "data" and its chain of custody. Also, I've yet to see any data at the event, so far!
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 10, 2021
Not even Steve Bannon is entirely on board with MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell's 2020 election "data," warning the audience that the pillow maven still has to prove his theories.
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 10, 2021
If Steve Bannon is the voice of reason, what more do you need to hear?
Eduardo Bolsonaro, the son of Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro, is on stage at Mike Lindell’s cyber symposium trying to defend his father. I’d like to give you an idea of who Jair Bolsonaro is, from a Brazilian. This video was posted by @MidiaNINJA on July 16, 2020 on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/Hd1X67ed7e
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) August 10, 2021
Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro are bookends. They both are indifferent to their countrymen dying from COVID-19 and they both push the election fraud conspiracy theory.
More strange announcements will be forthcoming with no facts to back them up. That’s about the only conclusive comment one can make midway through the first day of this cyber symposium, infomercial for MyPillow (where you can plug in a code and get 66% off.)
Democracy dies in darkness but CT seems to flourish just fine there.
I’ve got it!!!!!
This is all a way to bore ever,yone to sleep so they all wake up and buy new pillows
Lindell is going to bore people to death, on the way to his court dates with Dominion and Smartmatic?
Yo crack-head pillow guy. If we ignore you, will you just stop talking?
I’m going to give it a shot.
From now on, I plan to ignore any stories containing the name “Mike Lindell” (like I do now with those about the orange guy).
72 hours, no eating or sleeping. I had money on meth-looks like I won.