Another day, another digital missive from the head of the RNC, who wants you to get a glimpse into her wonderful life, a life so magnificent that you can only live it vicariously. Yesterday Lara wanted you to know that she’s a normal housewife, just like the yous and mes, and today she wants you to know that you don’t get to be one of the beautiful people by doing nothing. No, you have to pick things up and climb on them. That’s how that’s done. And what does this have to do with electing the next leader of the free world? Dunno. That’s a causal connection I’m trying to make myself, and so far my brain synapses just keep misfiring and giving me a headache.

A lot of people were less than thrilled with all this.

@endikux said, “This is your GOP on idolatry.”

@UdaBaker added, “Great. Now what’s going on in WI?”

MAGA account @LoblollyPines asked, “Seriously. Was this necessary?”

@eggsquared, an account with “peace and freedom” in their X bio, wrote that the video was “totally inappropriate.”

@dan_themandan also chimed in, asking her, “What’s wrong with you?”

@ThePhillipHolz chimed in, “Why the thuggish music, Lara?”

Jacob Heaton said, “Co-Chair of the RNC posting a thot workout video to rap music. Social Conservatism is truly dead. Thank you God!”

But on the other hand, let us count our blessings: Lara could be releasing another single. Far far better we should watch her do workouts than listen to her sing. Can I get an amen?

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Go phuck your thug beatch. Oh wait…you’re married to moronic whitebread. Either way you’re more than physically phucked, you’re phucked in every way a woman can be…messing with shallow bullshit. Cue up the music for a twerk, where you present your reduced self by shaking your best self…your plastic ass, tits and lips.

  2. “But on the other hand, let us count our blessings: Lara could be releasing another single. Far far better we should watch her do workouts than listen to her sing. Can I get an amen?”

    AMEN.

  3. “Seriously. Was this necessary?”

    Well, if puking your guts out helps with weight loss maybe it is. I cannot see any other reason to embarrass yourself that way wife of usay.

    what a dumb see you next tuesday.

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