It was just a matter of time. People were laying odds on whether Trump would have the usual hubris to claim that he effected the ceasefire in the Middle East, or if he would simply wait to take office and let Joe Biden take his victory lap. I’m sure you know where the smart money placed their bets. Trump is utterly drunk on power right now. He completely believes that he can sell any line of bullshit to the American people and to the world. Wrong. Here’s what today’s farce looks like.

I thought it was fake when I found it. Here’s exactly what I found.
Is this fake? It's not in his Twitter account.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) January 16, 2025
And it was not in his Twitter account so he must have decided to delete it there. But it was in his Trump Reposts From Truth Social.
You see where we’re going with this. History is going to be rewritten, some of it in real time. Even though Trump has been out of office four years and during the entire time of the Israel-Gaza conflict, he’s going to take credit for its resolution. The gall is incredible. Simply beyond belief.
You have nothing to do with these negotiations so don’t even get involved because you’ll blow it like you blow everything else. JUST SHUT THE F UP!
— Michele🥶💨☃️🆘Save Ukraine 🇺🇦🆘🪵❄️🥶 (@RadarResist) January 15, 2025
A few days ago J.D. Vance was going on and on about a dumpster fire that he and poor Donald were getting. Righto.
JD Vance says that Joe Biden has left them a dumpster fire and that President Trump will have to put it out.
I think it's worse than a dumpster fire. pic.twitter.com/5VaXR0k46h
— ❤🎹 Ames 🎹❤ (@Ames2420) January 12, 2025
So it’s either a dumpster fire that they’re inheriting, or they’re taking credit for the achievements of the outgoing administration. Interesting, isn’t it? They can’t seem to figure out which way to play it, to say that they’re entering a burning building, basically, or everything’s coming up roses — and Donald and J.D. made it happen.
Politics has always been a strange business but not like this. Not like this.






















Bibi and Hamas are so afraid of Don-old that they immediately, upon hearing about his “landslide” (as in tons of crap and mud rolling down a mountain, creating destruction in its wake), saw no option but to agree to a ceasefire and hostage return.