You’ll have to forgive any typos, I still have tears in my eyes. You know, these days it’s almost getting easy to get fed up with the George Santos File. No matter what else is going on in the world, and no matter how critical, yu can literally count of at least one George Santos story during the evening news. It reminds me of Traitor Tot in the primaries, calling in to FUX and Friends every morning at dawn to set the media fodder for the day.
But you know, as funny as it is to sit there and watch him, all serious and shit, his preppy vest 2 sizes too short, staring unblinking into the camera while he spits out the kind of bullshit that would have your own kid standing in the corner. But if you really want to laugh your ass off, wait for him to do nothing! Because that’s when you know somebody has him by the old-short-and-curlies.
Like yesterday for example. Yesterday was a ceremonial day in Washington, and one that is normally looked forward to with great relish by all involved. Yesterday was Freshman Day at the White House. That’s the day that the freshman incumbents, of both parties, and in both chambers, They get to go to the White House, get shown around, and then get a meet and greet with the President. No wonder it’s looked forward to.
You know who didn’t show up at the Freshman Day at the White House yesterday? Yeah, you guessed it. George Santos. And considering Santos’s finely tuned noser for a spotlight, I would have thought it would have been hard for him to resist.
But when you get to the probable reason, it only gets funnier, and even more Santosian. It turns out that even if you’re a sitting member of congress, you have to provide the Secret Service in advance with your birth name, place of birth, actual birthdate, and social security number. Damn! Talk about trying to usher a vampire to a beach chair.
I’ve been to Washington DC about a half a dozen times. I’ve seen the White House from outside, in the good old pre barricade days, but I’ve never even taken a tour. If I had a chance to wander around the White House and meet the President? I’d drop off a sperm sample and a DNA swab. But not George whatever-his-name-is.
Why not? For an attention hog like Santos this would be like being given a front row seat to the Oscars. Gee. Could it be that Santos couldn’t survive a simple, basic, FBI background check? I mean, it’s not like Santos is some superstar statesman. It’s not like Biden is going to be asking him over for coffee to find out what he thinks.
I’m sorry, but unless Santos was previously disposed burning incriminating documents in his fireplace, I can’t think of another reason why he wouldn’t show up with everybody else. Which begs the simple question, Which, if not all of his answers wouldn’t pass FBI background check. Come on George, Enquiring minds want to know!
Beautiful observation Murph! I agree, apparently old Santos will be providing humorous diversions indefinitely or as long as McCarthy needs him.
You guys at Politizoom stop D R A G G I N G George Santos name through the mud!
News Flash, Sunshine!!! Santos is the one who has dragged his name through every mud puffle from here to Timnuktu, not us…
Sorry, I meant DRAGGING as in drag queen dragging. I meant it as jest. I should have put LOL. My mistake and I beg forgiveness.
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I got it Steven, and loved it. But next time, I suggest you use ‘muck’ instead of ‘mud.’ Muck, where I come from (Scotland) is a polite term for shit, usually of the bovine variety.
Why are you one of his buddies ?
Don’t need to drag him thru mud—-Santos is having the time of his life BATHING in the mud…. and bragging about it!!!
Maybe he’s a closet mud wrestler
Lime jello.
How about “muck” wrestler?
Poor Georgie porgie. Can’t wait for his latest adventure. As bad as the actors are in the republican caucus, all full of themselves and pretending they have serious work on their hands, he’s actually the most honest of the bunch. He doesn’t tell half truths and partial lies, he goes whole hog. He the purest liar of the bunch. I think he deserves sainthood. Patron Saint of all liars. I’ll miss him when he goes.
Cave-in McCarthy says his constituents voted for him but they did not. They voted for the person he lied about being. Cave-in is such a weak speaker that with only a 5 vote majority, he needs that vote. Look what Pelosi accomplished with no majority!
This will be McCarthy’s legacy. He will go down in history as the speaker with the shortest term ever, who traded his integrity and honesty to allow a serial liar and ignoramus to stay in congress so that history books will also put Speaker of The House next to his name. Doesn’t matter if they also say “most ineffectual” and “morally bankrupt” and “thirst for power”. What a pathetic loser, regardless of his title.
Rainj…I respectfully disagree with your characterization of Mr. Weasel. He never had any integrity or honesty to lose. None of them do.
Good point!
He doesn’t deserve to be called a weasel though. Weasels are fierce, sly and clever. Cave-in is just plain weak and pathetic.
I told you he probably wasn’t even a legal US Citizen… and now he’s proven it himself to the USSS.