Let’s see who laughs last here, the Trump spawn or Hunter Biden, because that’s the person who will laugh best. Donald Trump, Jr. in particular, has it in for Hunter. He challenged Hunter to come and debate him and bring his tax returns. Most recently he has trolled Hunter because Hunter shared that he smoked parmesan cheese, once, because it resembled crack. Junior is the last person on this or any planet who should be mocking somebody else’s drug use, especially Hunter’s which is well in the past, and Junior is still getting loaded regularly.

Junior has apparently never heard of the axiom, “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.” Vanity Fair:

One of the most cringeworthy subplots to emerge from Donald Trump’s attempt to take down Joe Biden via his son was the one in which Eric and Donald Trump Jr. were assigned the task of attacking Hunter Biden on charges of nepotism and trading on his family name. Yes, Don and Eric, who have spent nearly their entire adult lives working for the Trump Organization, which was cofounded by their grandfather and is owned by their dad. Yes, Don and Eric, who are reportedly both worth approximately $25 million apiece—virtually all of which can be attributed to their father’s company—despite Don Jr. being responsible for fuckups like helping to launch Trump Mortgage in 2006 only to see it collapse less than a year later and Eric running Trump Winery, where the house wine tastes like “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol.” Yes, Don and Eric, who spent their dad’s entire time in office profiting off of the presidency, and tried to host the G7 summit at their Miami resort, only reversing the decision after deafening criticism they apparently didn’t see coming.

Hunter’s a Yale graduate and has more brains in one pinkie than Junior and his siblings have in their three collective fat heads.

But, just for yuks, Hunter Biden decided to address the issue in his new memoir, Beautiful Things. While the book largely focuses on his struggles with substance abuse and the death of his brother, Beau Biden, the younger Biden son begins by referencing Team Trump’s attacks on him for the work he did abroad “even as [Trump’s] own children had pocketed millions in China and Russia.” At one point, he calls out Don Jr. and Eric for getting rich solely thanks to their dad whereas Hunter writes, “I’ve worked for someone other than my father, rose and fell on my own.” While acknowledging his own privilege—“there’s no question my last name was a coveted credential,” he says—he takes aim at the ex-president‘s adult children for suggesting they‘re self-made individuals who didn’t reap the benefits of their family name. “Do you think if any of the Trump children ever tried to get a job outside of their father’s business that his name wouldn’t figure into the calculation? My response has always been to work harder so that my accomplishments stand on their own,” he writes.

I’d like to see Junior, Ivanka or Eric go to Yale and not wash out totally at first semester midterms. Or, I’d like to see them do pretty much of anything other than follow Daddy’s footsteps so closely that every business endeavor they touch is at catastrophic as the ones he does.

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  1. This is hilarious!!! If the older Drumpy Trump “children” (they don’t know how to be adults) went to Yale, they’d all flunk out on the first day. Meaning, the day they moved into where ever they moved into. They wouldn’t even be welcomed into a frat house. They’d stick their noses in the air and tell everyone they were superior to all and wouldn’t even try. They are Dingleberriese. You know, shit on a dogs ass.

  2. All the Trump spawn know is what their father taught them. Pretty dismal description of a supposed intellect, let alone character.

  3. We all pretty much know the history of Ivanka and her dad, hands and eyes all over her in photos and even on national TV, center stage … BUT, all we really know about Junior, is he seems to be suffering from a chemical imbalance of some kind and a mouth that dribbles insane statements of superior smarts and a challenge to Hunter Biden without one moment of understanding the humiliations he would suffer doing that …

    Then there’s Eric, possibly related to the other Trumps, possibly even DJT’s own spawn but the obvious facial differences stature and flippant statements about the Russian money being plenty large enough to float the failing golf courses, something better left unsaid with all the investigations going on into over seas moneys …

    The hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil monkeys look like mental giants next to the three older children of daddy-do-wrong …

    • The one that doesn’t seem to match (hair color, complexion) is idjt jr. Where did that dark hair and complexion come from? He doesn’t look like any of the other pale relatives. That said, they are all pathetic and have an overblown sense of themselves. Looking forward to seeing them all fall/fail.

      • This is completely off-the-wall gossip that I read eons ago that mentioned that Ivana, the older kid’s mom, was seeing/dating an Italian man during her early time with Trump.
        Wish I could find more info about this.
        This could explain a lot.
        Anyway, Don Jr. has always looked rather Italian to me….
        Thanks for this reminder.

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